Tommy

we need a variant of LMFAO that’s a girl party rocking with her aunt

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hiiii thank u

can I have your attention? :)

so much so that I weaved this in when I officiated my high school friends’ wedding a couple years ago 🥹

my favorite etymological fun fact is that the medieval latin root of “compatible” is “compati” meaning “suffer with.” so in other words, someone with whom you are compatible is also someone with whom you can suffer, which is both dark and beautiful imo

Ooo I’m caught between marrying or fucking PowerPoint. But I think mine is fuck PowerPoint, marry Excel, kill Word….

fuck, marry, kill: Word, PowerPoint, and Excel

Yess exactly like this

in a mood to listen to songs that make me feel like I’m in a gay coming-of-age movie! open to recs

good morning! follow me on insta if you wanna see my friend Michael and me in skimpy little sailor outfits 🚢⚓️

yay I had a couple work meetings get cancelled/rescheduled (without me initiating!) so now I’ve got free time this afternoon and tomorrow afternoon to enjoy P-town 🌈

Can you recreate it? I’m a visual learner lol

I’ll be on the lookout 👀

got invited to an in-person focus group for a gay clothing brand I like and I get some free clothes out of it 👀

🥺

hey hi hello

I had a h*le appointment today and my esthetician told me I should be an OnlyFans creator 😳

I MADE IT! 🥳

yesterday my flight was delayed slowly over 7+ hours and then cancelled 🙃 so now I’m heading back to the airport to try again!

JFK airport needs a gay bar

Still a cutie!!

I’ll coincidentally be in P-town during Bear Week hell yeah

The way this song still sounds just as beautiful and fresh as the day it was released

really into flexing lately 💪

My thoughts exactly 😔

heavily considered making my Pride insta caption “faggot about it” but went for a sweet caption instead lol

love when my sweatshirt crop top matches my jock strap and mid-calf socks 😤

Hiiii 👋

pump!