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@jazzedbah.bsky.social

An all around just okay he / him Complains a lot Latino

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Words hurt. Don't be a bully.

10.11.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3281    πŸ” 1206    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 48

The axolotl of time

11.11.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mimiku

30.11.2024 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3150    πŸ” 1260    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 6

agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish

10.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 25874    πŸ” 6437    πŸ’¬ 251    πŸ“Œ 211

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

04.11.2025 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 8757    πŸ” 2516    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 57

Hell yeah! Way to kill it!

27.10.2025 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

24.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 9527    πŸ” 2155    πŸ’¬ 1390    πŸ“Œ 2710
My short manlet of a main character standing next to a tall queen

My short manlet of a main character standing next to a tall queen

But seriously, this game has a thing for tall lady NPCs. The player character is like 5 feet tall and this random woman NPC towers over them. As a tall lady enjoyer, it's great

23.10.2025 09:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My character looking sad at the camera while my Alpha Gardevoire towers over him, shocked

My character looking sad at the camera while my Alpha Gardevoire towers over him, shocked

me wen I shid mysef n frnt of tal teecher

23.10.2025 08:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
My character looking surprised at a Vanillite

My character looking surprised at a Vanillite

Me when my ice cream achieves sentience and questions my life choices

23.10.2025 08:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
My character staring angrily at a Buneary like a drunk dad at his small child

My character staring angrily at a Buneary like a drunk dad at his small child

Me when my small child interrupts my day drinking

23.10.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Truly a goated video. I used it in a project I had in college and it was perfect

23.10.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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People die, and Yuna dances When will she stop dancing

17.04.2024 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3083    πŸ” 1551    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 7

This is dope as hell

28.08.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
FROM NOW UNTIL FEBRUARY 13TH IGN CREATORS GUILD IS GOING TO... DO OUR JOB!

OVER THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS, IGN MANAGEMENT HAS GOTTEN AWAY WITH LAYING OFF OUR COWORKERS OVER AND OVER. MEANWHILE, MANY OF OUR COLLEAGUES HAVE LEFT THE COMPANY IN NO SMALL PART DUE TO BUYOUTS, OVERWORK, AND FEELING UNSUPPORTED, EACH TIME, THE COMPANY HAS REFUSED TO BACKFILL MANY ESSENTIAL ROLES, CLAIMING WE'RE ON A HIRING FREEZE, IT'S NOT IN THE BUDGET, OR THAT WE'RE GOING TO DO LESS WORK THIS TIME.

AS A RESULT, IGNCG MEMBERS HAVE BEEN FORCED TO TAKE ON MORE OF THEIR FORMER COLLEAGUES' WORKLOADS. MANY OF US NOW WORK LONGER HOURS THAN WE USED TO. A LOT OF US RARELY TAKE LUNCH BREAKS. SOME OF US DO NOT TAKE ADEQUATE TIME OFF DUE TO THERE BEING NO ONE TO PICK UP THE SLACK. OTHERS OF US ARE STUCK DOING WORK WE WERE NEVER HIRED TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE.
UP TO THIS POINT, WE'VE ALL ACCEPTED THIS AS NORMAL, BECAUSE WE CARE DEEPLY ABOUT IGN AND THE WORK WE DO. BUT WITH SO MANY OF US STRUGGLING MORE AND MORE AS EACH NEW WAVE OF OUR COWORKERS ARE DEPRIVED OF A LIVELIHOOD, THIS CYCLE CAN'T CONTINUE. MANAGEMENT IS UNWILLING TO STOP IT, SO IT FALLS TO US.
WITH THE LAYOFFS OF EIGHT OF OUR COWORKERS, IGNCG HAS NEGOTIATED A SIX-MONTH RECALL LIST. WHAT THAT MEANS IS THAT, FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS, IF IGN WANTS TO FILL ANY OF THOSE ELIMINATED ROLES AGAIN, THEY MUST REHIRE OUR LAID-OFF COLLEAGUES. WE WANT THEM TO HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET THEIR JOBS BACK IF THEY WANT THEM, AND IF NOT, WE WANT THOSE ROLES BACKFILLED TO EASE THE BURDEN ON THE REST OF US.
SO STARTING TODAY, LENCE MEMBERS ARE COMMITTING TO DO OUR JOBS. NO MORE, NO LESS. WELL SHOW UP TO WORK ON TIME AND LEAVE ON TIME. WE'RE TAKING ALL OF OUR LUNCH TIME, EVERY DAY.
IF WE WORK LATE, WE WILL FIRMLY ASK FOR OUR RIGHTFULLY EARNED COMP TIME. AND IF IGN WANTS OUR LAID-OFF COWORKERS' WORK TO GET DONE, THEY'LL HAVE TO REHIRE THEM TO DO IT INSTEAD OF FOISTING IT UPON US.
HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT IGNCG IN ALL THIS?
SHARE THIS POST, AND TELL IGN MANAGEMENT THAT Y…

FROM NOW UNTIL FEBRUARY 13TH IGN CREATORS GUILD IS GOING TO... DO OUR JOB! OVER THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS, IGN MANAGEMENT HAS GOTTEN AWAY WITH LAYING OFF OUR COWORKERS OVER AND OVER. MEANWHILE, MANY OF OUR COLLEAGUES HAVE LEFT THE COMPANY IN NO SMALL PART DUE TO BUYOUTS, OVERWORK, AND FEELING UNSUPPORTED, EACH TIME, THE COMPANY HAS REFUSED TO BACKFILL MANY ESSENTIAL ROLES, CLAIMING WE'RE ON A HIRING FREEZE, IT'S NOT IN THE BUDGET, OR THAT WE'RE GOING TO DO LESS WORK THIS TIME. AS A RESULT, IGNCG MEMBERS HAVE BEEN FORCED TO TAKE ON MORE OF THEIR FORMER COLLEAGUES' WORKLOADS. MANY OF US NOW WORK LONGER HOURS THAN WE USED TO. A LOT OF US RARELY TAKE LUNCH BREAKS. SOME OF US DO NOT TAKE ADEQUATE TIME OFF DUE TO THERE BEING NO ONE TO PICK UP THE SLACK. OTHERS OF US ARE STUCK DOING WORK WE WERE NEVER HIRED TO DO IN THE FIRST PLACE. UP TO THIS POINT, WE'VE ALL ACCEPTED THIS AS NORMAL, BECAUSE WE CARE DEEPLY ABOUT IGN AND THE WORK WE DO. BUT WITH SO MANY OF US STRUGGLING MORE AND MORE AS EACH NEW WAVE OF OUR COWORKERS ARE DEPRIVED OF A LIVELIHOOD, THIS CYCLE CAN'T CONTINUE. MANAGEMENT IS UNWILLING TO STOP IT, SO IT FALLS TO US. WITH THE LAYOFFS OF EIGHT OF OUR COWORKERS, IGNCG HAS NEGOTIATED A SIX-MONTH RECALL LIST. WHAT THAT MEANS IS THAT, FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS, IF IGN WANTS TO FILL ANY OF THOSE ELIMINATED ROLES AGAIN, THEY MUST REHIRE OUR LAID-OFF COLLEAGUES. WE WANT THEM TO HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET THEIR JOBS BACK IF THEY WANT THEM, AND IF NOT, WE WANT THOSE ROLES BACKFILLED TO EASE THE BURDEN ON THE REST OF US. SO STARTING TODAY, LENCE MEMBERS ARE COMMITTING TO DO OUR JOBS. NO MORE, NO LESS. WELL SHOW UP TO WORK ON TIME AND LEAVE ON TIME. WE'RE TAKING ALL OF OUR LUNCH TIME, EVERY DAY. IF WE WORK LATE, WE WILL FIRMLY ASK FOR OUR RIGHTFULLY EARNED COMP TIME. AND IF IGN WANTS OUR LAID-OFF COWORKERS' WORK TO GET DONE, THEY'LL HAVE TO REHIRE THEM TO DO IT INSTEAD OF FOISTING IT UPON US. HOW CAN YOU SUPPORT IGNCG IN ALL THIS? SHARE THIS POST, AND TELL IGN MANAGEMENT THAT Y…

Ziff Davis and IGN routinely decide that work done by our laid off colleagues is not important. But inevitably, that crucial work falls onto those who remain.

Not this time. Not anymore.

25.08.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1386    πŸ” 726    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 69
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Small, precious, deaf puppy with snow white curly fur and a single black ear. Her puppy dog eyes are a striking blue, with a faint pink halo around her right eye

Small, precious, deaf puppy with snow white curly fur and a single black ear. Her puppy dog eyes are a striking blue, with a faint pink halo around her right eye

Came out to Texas for a graduation party my mom threw for me. The party was aight, definitely not what I wanted, BUT my brother's deaf puppy has made the trip absolutely worth it

24.08.2025 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

rise and shine!!!

23.08.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 13189    πŸ” 4045    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 138

The only possible "good" news about this is that since EA patched in requiring secure boot, they more than likely can patch it out in the future. I guess I'll just wait until EA decides to get its head out its ass and remove the secure boot requirement. Until then, I'll just hold on to my $70

07.08.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently EA updated BF2042 to require secure boot, which is kind of absolutely bullshit. As if the playerbase already wasn't small enough, now there's people who bought the game and were able to run it fine who aren't allowed to play the game because they don't have secure boot enabled

07.08.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When I first installed my SSD, Windows didn't warn me whatsoever that UEFI could ONLY boot from the GPT partition style. It's actually really fuckin stupid that UEFI doesn't support MBR whatsoever. This has literally never been a problem except for when EA decided "let's make users use secure boot."

07.08.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank goodness EA is shooting itself in the foot by requiring Secure Boot for Battlefield 6. I was worried I was going to buy it, but now I can't launch the beta without reformatting my 2TB SSD, which I won't do.

07.08.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey @obsidianent.bsky.social, could you guys put Grounded on sale on Steam for like 30 minutes? My friend and I want to get it, but I just bought dog beds for these dogs I'm dogsitting (long story), so I'm not exactly super liquid at the moment

04.08.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Amen break whenever Mario vibrates extremely rapidly while emitting a barrage of "ha", "hoo", and "hmm" soundbites

17.07.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4407    πŸ” 2121    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 26
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I rigged an arcade stick for my model which works tracks all my movements controller movements.

Whaddya guys think of my epic crombo? Yeah pretty sick I know 😈. Sorry for the live dub, elgato was on da fritz so you know how it is. #vtuber #live2d

17.07.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2452    πŸ” 917    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 19

Was there a tournament or was it just a brawl?

12.06.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a two-panel image comprised of edited stills from Sam Raimi’s first Spider-Man film.

in the first panel, The Green Goblin is lifting J. Jonah Jameson by the throat, while the newsman desperately says, β€œIt’s a PNG, I swear!”

in the second panel, a close-up of The Green Goblin reveals that he’s wearing a jpeg of a hat with a fake checkered β€˜transparent’ background behind it, and shouting, β€œYou’re lying!”

a two-panel image comprised of edited stills from Sam Raimi’s first Spider-Man film. in the first panel, The Green Goblin is lifting J. Jonah Jameson by the throat, while the newsman desperately says, β€œIt’s a PNG, I swear!” in the second panel, a close-up of The Green Goblin reveals that he’s wearing a jpeg of a hat with a fake checkered β€˜transparent’ background behind it, and shouting, β€œYou’re lying!”

actually unreal how funny this image is

12.06.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 17936    πŸ” 4530    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 36
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Snake from Metal Gear Solid being told about "Genome Soldiers" and misconstruing it as "Gnome Soldiers."

Snake from Metal Gear Solid being told about "Genome Soldiers" and misconstruing it as "Gnome Soldiers."

12.05.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3291    πŸ” 1287    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 6

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