cunt orlok

i can do all things through charli xcx boiler room set which strengthens me

HAPPY ARIES SEASON BITCHES

pathetic

just go in what the fuck is your problem just walk past paul blart and get your ass in there

I know there are endless five alarm fires, but the NLRB accepting being sued out of existence by Elon Musk is atrocious.

when there’s one random Brownshirt blocking the entrance to the DoE

What’s alarming me is that they are allowing private security to dictate whether or not they’re allowed in a government building.

Why aren’t they fighting back?

U.S. Navy has paused all Sexual Assault Prevention and Response (SAPR) training, per Navy memo leaked to me

The State Department website has replaced "LGBT" with "LGB"

someone actually does need to save the children

Oh the stuff Trump is doing is illegal? It’s actually against the law? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Robert Mueller

i love you chicago

Planned Parenthood spent upwards of 40 million through their personal pac this past election cycle with huge amounts going to Kamala Harris. We can talk about the semantics of pac funding over services but money was pulled from clinics into these elections and now the clinics are paying the cost

trying a new trick where every time i say “we’re fucked” while thinking about the state of the world i add 5 pushups & do them all when i get home from work so i can retrain my brain towards getting ripped instead of depressed

out for 2025: despair
in for 2025: discipline

DONT GIVE COPS YOUR PHONE AT A TRAFFIC STOP TO SHOW THEM YOUR ID

i would be so good at being addicted to cocaine

i had to listen to an annoying straight man tell his cafe date that nosferatu had “nothing interesting to say” and that james gunn is a better director than eggers as evidenced by the way he “elevated john cena’s acting skills” & i almost started screaming & convulsing like ellen hutter

mama a glowing tv behind you

tweet by @PerthshireMags climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you're the one filming it

Crysknife would be such a pretty name for a girl.

I think it’s time to bring my most viral tweet over from the bad place.

jeremy strong they could never make me hate you

showing incredible restraint in the “write an essay about nosferatu” department but lord my demons might win

skarsgård’s orlok is kinda my type exactly…..tall, big schnozz, mustache, loves animal print, obsessive……

I feel like we're going to get a lot of mileage out of this one in particular

the entire country should be on paid vacation for the last 2 weeks of the year

100 years old……he was just a kid……

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