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gotta remind myself that broke mfers don't get to be depressed

sometimes I think about getting back on the dating apps but the only photos taken of me in the past two years have been djing. and that's not gonna fly on the dating profile.

I got a gock in my rawrri

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"chatgpt helped me achieve Buddhist enlightenment" is up there among the worst things I've heard from techbros

self-propelled misandry

if we weren't meant to get drunk then why would it feel so good

goddamn Bradford pears

i love you but i wish you wanted to grow

headstone inscription: "sorry you had to see that"

Male loneliness??? I couldn't relate, people wanna hang out with me all the time.

u mean alcohol?

I need to be euthanized

cocktail idea: the ram-rancher. it's ranch water (tequila, sparkling water, lime) but with redbull instead of sparkling water

finally deleted those dating apps ew gross good riddance

naps are bullshit because they're usually over right when they're getting good.

terror in the mundane

every night I go to sleep and am assailed with apocalyptic visions

wutanging the unfiltered cigarette just to feel something

anyways I love you

the greatest struggle: is this track unique in a cool and good way or just uniquely bad

leave? I cannot leave. everyone that I love is here.

We live in a post future world. We used to just live in a post-history world. But now there is also a feeling of no future. And the present is being eroded every day. Maybe we can all lose our minds enough to overcome this

lowkey I don't even like eating shrimp. overrated ngl

i woke up in a bad mood i better look at the object that shows me all of the ongoing nightmares and also today specifically all of the love in the world that other people have

love like fernet

Certain things just happen that way
There's nothing left for you to say

personally I think Kendrick should have looked directly into the camera and changed the lyrics of "Not Like Us" into a political treatise explaining his exact position on both separation of powers and the immortal science of dialectical materialism. missed opportunity tbh

???? absolutely not