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Look my only advice to Joan Jett would be to maybe change the line to: I don’t give a DARN about my reputation. People might be put off by the use of the word ‘damn’. Other than that, keep rockin’ Joan!

I just wanna know who an Oscar Piastri signature burger from Grill’d is supposed to be aimed at. Who’s buying this?

You would think based on Saint Basil’s cathedral that Russians would be better at cake decorating than they are

We should build a grandstand at Cahill’s Crossing so we can watch people as they make the biggest mistakes of their life

AI fucking sucks but my new Nelson Mandela voicemail greeting is soooo good

Happy Valentine’s Day I just bought a new cat litter scoop cause Meatball did a shit so big and dense the last one snapped when I went to scoop it up

I’m begging for even a single Australian politician to be capable of buying and wearing a nice suit

so Fightin’ Jellied Eels would be a great name then

What in the fuck is a hotspur? Tottenham should be called something like the Tottenham Baked Beans or the Tottenham Fightin’ Jellied Eels

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Leadership spills are funny cause it means they all performatively walk into the party room in posses before the vote in the belief that we give a shit

I think what we’ve learnt from this Winter Olympics is that biathletes are all insane

It’s gonna be so funny if Angus Taylor loses the spill

I reckon Angus is gonna last as long as Downer did as leader

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I like my coffee hot, my beer cold, and my heights wuthered

Lurching forward to powerfully deliver the words ‘Dengue fever’

Cupra brand cars look like they’d be popular amongst Division 3 soccer players

[Robbie Williams’ ‘Millennium’ plays]

Infuriating as well because they’re robbing us of the spectacle of seeing the clock’s hands move. That’s the whole effing point of a clock

It’s not even a full clock either.

Exactly, 9 for a 9.30 start

At least start at like 9pm

Doomsday Clock at 85 seconds to midnight amid threats from climate crisis and AI

Maybe if the scientists stopped moving the hands on this thing we wouldn’t be so close to annihilation?

Greg Bovino getting fired paves for the way for him to be on Dancing With The Stars next season

Eating a second wrap for lunch allows you to build on the success you achieved with the first wrap, refining and improving on the wrap that came before, without discarding its important legacy

Hungry Jacks better be doing some sort of Seinfeld Combo ASAP

What year are we in? What the hell is this?

If I was mayor they would come back