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Greg Dobbins

@thatgregdobbins.bsky.social

Would-be children's writer, full-time idiot.

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Flying trampoline day is early this year

04.10.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two stuffed animals are standing next to each other and one of them has a red haired face ALT: two stuffed animals are standing next to each other and one of them has a red haired face

My most strongly held opinion is that cooking instructions shouldn't say "cooks in 1 hour 20 minutes" if you cook it for 1 hour then have to take it out of the oven, add a sauce, then cook for another 20 minutes - that cooks in about 1 hour 22 minutes then, don't it

27.09.2025 16:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in lieu of a globe, flat earthers can substitute a lazy susan

22.09.2025 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Very well said by Nick Gubbins too.

For Bakes #JB33

20.09.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WORCESTERSHIRE LA LA LA!

#WorcestershireLaLaLa

20.09.2025 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What about an extra day, between Friday and Saturday? Not the weekend, but not a working day - just a buffer between the two so we can wind down ready for the weekend? Call it maybe, I dunno, Greggyday? Something like that?

20.09.2025 10:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, I've run a 10k a couple of times this year - everything else a work in progress at this point. Poetry book a work still to begin, to be precise. What can I say, the other things on the list have been a bit of a distraction if I'm honest.

15.09.2025 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pumpkin Spice Fabric Conditioner. If time travel is ever invented we'll go back to the past and blow their tiny minds.

09.09.2025 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brie and marmalade toastie - is that a thing? It is now!

03.09.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Desperately trying to think now if we've got any flags anywhere... possibly a couple in the loft from the 2012 Olympics? And a Worcestershire Cricket flag somewhere, which we might have to find later in the month for the final. That's it though, traitor that I am ๐Ÿ™„

02.09.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With the flags on lamppost stuff, at least they won't be able to get robots to do it for them.

01.09.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One big problem I have with all the flags on lampposts around my area is they haven't even bothered to clip their cable ties. Such shoddy workmanship. Pride? I don't think so with lazy work like that.

26.08.2025 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cryptic crossword No 2,661 ยท MyCrossword Solve Cryptic crossword No 2,661 on MyCrossword. 15x15 grid with 26 clues by RedSetter. Published Fri 22 Aug 2025. Features annotated solutions and special instructions. Free to solve online.

I've just had a go at setting my first ever proper cryptic crossword, if anyone is into that kind of thing -

www.mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/2661

22.08.2025 09:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This was horrible to watch, hoping for a full recovery for Adam, I'm sure the #PearsFamily will back him all the way @worcestershireccc.bsky.social

16.08.2025 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Authorities alerted, and I am urgently chasing.

08.08.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Authorities alerted, and I am urgently chasing.

08.08.2025 11:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A tree, that is actually two trees growing into each other

A tree, that is actually two trees growing into each other

I like this tree, because it isn't actually a tree

05.08.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How long before this is scrapped after it encourages someone to drink paint as a way to solve their issue with a faulty streetlight?

05.08.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess it was kind of impressive from Chris Woakes, but as a lifelong number 11* I regularly used to bat with my eyes closed and I don't see me getting any plaudits.

*Highest score 18no
Average 3.74

04.08.2025 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have they said "effectively 195-6 of course" in the cricket commentary? Love a bit of that.

01.08.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

- Found a really fancy but chilled out wine bar, owned by a former Dutch footballer

- Boujee wine zen den?

- No, Arjen Robben

31.07.2025 11:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've just donated to Jason - I've been very lucky that my cancer treatment has been fairly straightforward to date and hasn't really impacted my day-to-day life. Even then, it's been hard going at times. So for anyone having it tougher... my heart goes out to them, and I will help where I can.

31.07.2025 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In a spirit of community, and because I'm not sure if I'll make it to this particular spot this year, here be damsons -

///spend.reception.kicks

27.07.2025 09:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think the damsons might be ripe early this year*

*not a secret code, and not a euphemism.

27.07.2025 09:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If Capitalism gives us "Back to School" adverts before schools have even broken up for the summer, maybe it's time to try another system?

17.07.2025 10:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"You're just a fakey cake maker and I ain't got time for you-hoooo"

16.07.2025 13:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Charlie Custard : Dobbins, Greg: Amazon.co.uk: Books Charlie Custard : Dobbins, Greg: Amazon.co.uk: Books

Oh, go on then - as custard is so life-enhancing, get this inside your noggin.

www.amazon.co.uk/Charlie-Cust...

16.07.2025 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tributes paid to Aylesbury WW2 veteran, 106, who loved custard Leslie Lemon's granddaughter describes him as

Why do Birds suddenly appear...

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

16.07.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Test Cricket can be just incredible at times - our eldest daughter's boyfriend, and our youngest daughter, neither of whom usually have any interest in cricket, were both watching the end of that match with the rest of us, absolutely enthralled. 5 days of effort, and it comes down to that. Wow!

14.07.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a finish! You've got to feel for Siraj there though.

14.07.2025 15:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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