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@yossarianlives.bsky.social

Washington Capitals fan. #ALLCAPS. PWHL stan account. One level above "stan account" Chappell Roan account. Same with Sierra Hull. Adult beverage enjoyer. Total lowlife.

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Save. πŸ˜”

16.11.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SAVE! #ALLCAPS

16.11.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gr8t pass! #ALLCAPS

16.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I might play this as my alarm every morning for the next month

21.09.2025 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 872    πŸ” 316    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 52

Going to bed. Twice is too many times in my life for Bill Clinton’s dick to be a topic of public conversation. Couldn’t we have brought back something harmless? Like jncos or old MTV. But no, it’s Bill Clinton dick. Again.

15.11.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 532    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 11

Every time you post water shots I can't help but think about the end of The Night Guest. ❀️

15.11.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"What I do know is that I was accused more than once by
some Board members and the Governor’s office of being stubborn. Perhaps I am. But stubborn and
principled often look the same, especially to those who are unprincipled."

14.11.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Former UVA president Jim Ryan, who resigned over the summer due to pressure from the Trump Administration, just shared this 12-page letter with the Faculty Senate, detailing his experience with the Board of Visitors and DOJ.

It's a surreal--and troubling--read.

drive.google.com/file/d/1Is6x...

14.11.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2169    πŸ” 890    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 143

Sword! #ALLCAPS

14.11.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Evergreen, as the kids say. #ALLCAPS

14.11.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paper mΓ£chΓ© Jeff?

14.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Who or what was Carlson so mad at there? #ALLCAPS

14.11.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dawg! #ALLCAPS

14.11.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

listen, we've all had a lot of fun today learning that we truly are ruled by a pedophiliac cabal that permeates every level of big business and government, but also let's not take our eye off the fact that the senate Dems completely betrayed their base and must be primaried until they're all gone

13.11.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2705    πŸ” 584    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 29

I get the whole "you eat with your eyes first," but if it's delicious I'm like "Oh, I should have used my visual sense? I'll make a note to do that next time instead of wolfing that sh*t down!"

13.11.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Italy probes claims that tourists paid to shoot at civilians in Bosnian war Italians and others are alleged to have paid large sums to fire at Bosnians risking their lives in besieged Sarajevo.

Italy probes claims that tourists paid to shoot at civilians in Bosnian war

12.11.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8

Funny! 🀣

12.11.2025 02:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. Goal. #ALLCAPS

12.11.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One-Hundo! Only 801 more to pass Ovi! πŸ˜‚ #ALLCAPS

12.11.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Winner winner 🐣 dinner! #ALLCAPS

12.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WTH? Do they have JoeB and Locker down in sub-basement B? They in some Half-Life mod? #ALLCAPS

12.11.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop πŸ‘ Taking πŸ‘ Penalties πŸ‘ #ALLCAPS

12.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2nd Car goalie dive so far tonight. #ALLCAPS

12.11.2025 00:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#ALLCAPS

12.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dog! #ALLCAPS

12.11.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, lordy. I have had two Saturns in my lifetime.

11.11.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a time when I had to submit mileage using mapquest. "One of us! One of us!"

11.11.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is of course the point of the Constitution and arguably Western civilization, that it's all right there for everyone to understand no matter where they're from.

11.11.2025 01:40 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sports is an escapist wish-fulfillment fantasy world where people who suck at their jobs get fired, people who are good at them get paid extremely well, and there exists an extensive infrastructure to identify, develop, and mentor talent

10.11.2025 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Bootlicking bitch.

10.11.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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