TJGator

To what extent do we think the first 3 games were Shohei getting good odds on himself as series MVP?

We talk about this a lot in our house. He is essentially a two-sport athlete.

Not in any sport, anywhere on the planet.

Holy fucking shit. Shut down the sport, it has been perfected.

The coolest thing was that any fly ball scored the winning run, home run or no, so the crowd pop was immediate right off the bat.

I am so sorry.

Stop the count, it’s the greatest game ever played.

He’s the greatest athlete in the history of the species, and it’s not close.

Attached.

I was in the Swamp for the Jarvis Moss ‘Cock block in 2006, so when I tell you this crowd pop was an all-timer, you know I mean it.

Holy crap.

I thought for sure it was going to hit the roof.

That is by far the highest launch angle ball I have ever seen that was gone off the bat.

Inch shorter than me and 40 pounds heavier. And I’m obese on the BMI charts.

Ideal male physique.

Watching Alejandro Kirk run the bases in real life is a surreal experience. It felt like the aspect ratio of my eyes was off.

Not an ideal inning, no.

Go Ms.

It’s also super creepy, like those AI prompts for “girl” that spit out a suggestively dressed 20 year old.

I say it every single time.

Church mode!

Yeah, but it’s by far the smarter move to go down. They can kick with about 20 seconds left now.

Holy shit that was beautiful.

The Steelers defense is deeply unserious.

Great play, but that’s some horseshit baserunning.

Phenomenal.

The kids wanted to hear jokes during their bath. I came up with this one.

Did you hear about the parents and their 5 kids who all got the flu at the same time?

They call them the [hand gestures] sick seeeeee-ven.

Brought the house down.

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This was basically me trying to figure it out.