Dan DeBruler

The best fatherly advice MJ has ever given

God has smiled upon us tonight

100% endorse. Chatting with strangers from the booze stool is a great time nearly every time.

Fifth Amendment

As context:

-Roberts, Kavanaugh, Barrett were all on 2000 Florida Recount team for GWBush

-Kav, Gorsuch, Barrett all appointed by Trump

-Last Dem prez to appoint a chief justice was Harry Truman 1946

-Most of today's Americans have never lived w/ Dem-appointed Scotus majority. (Changed 1969)

if they're set on doing another great recession you should at least be able to get a PBR tallboy and pack of american spirits for $5 again

Wisconsin voters want to save big money at menards, drink an old fashioned at the end of the night, and they want the badgers to be competitive in the big ten. they dont want to be lectured at by an out of town weirdo. They'd drive to dane county for that

star spangled banner: tired; old; key had slaves.

god save the king (queen): pathetic; thirsty; it’s my country country tis of thee, nerds.

o canada: banger; bopperino; slapsville.

These are the same people currently insisting that Christ's teachings don't urge us to care for the refugees in our midst but somehow do condemn homosexuality, so ...

No, they have never opened a Bible.

What? Just drinking loosies?

Gonna need someone other than Carmax to make a commercial related to women’s sports

Incredible that someone who got paid to understand things chose to have sex with RFK Jr.

guys please stop posting that one poster for the fascist event with skillet I had successfully removed that band from my memory

Gonna need @jasonkirk.fyi’s full review of each of these bands.

So hard to find people to play euchre with in the american South

Weird that feet don’t count in a running sport TBH

Dear everyone, please sit down. Standing uncomfortably doesn’t make you a real soccer fan.

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First of all: yes please.

Second: surely there are small cups or ziploc bags or _something_ in that kitchen. Make it work!

Yes, but later. i.e. take the bottle home and say nothing. But report back here with results.

My only March Madness take is that this Wisconsin team has too much hair. Bring back the buzz cuts.

Claiming this halftime show for Atlanta. Maroon 5 never happened.