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Marta (@grammamarta) Everybody knows it’s true. The republicunts just don’t care.

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Try to stick to the facts. Here’s one:

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77 million Americans voted for Trump after he talked about Arnold Palmer’s dick for 10 minutes during a campaign speech. He never mentioned hockey. All the Trump/hockey fans will want to see more than the gold medals.
Hockey Tuah!

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Trump has only one conclusion, and it’s the same for any situation: Hauck Tuah.

The crisis is that 77 million voters in the U.S. are so stupid they voted for Trump. If they want redemption the entire Congress will be a 2/3rds Democrat majority after the mid-terms. Otherwise they are still every bit as stupid as before.

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JD Vance is proof that Ivy League colleges graduate just as many morons as an ICE training program. The U.S. Constitution does not make provisions for authoritarianism. Industries in the U.S. are protected by the rule of law, not the dictates of a king.

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Imagine if JD’s mom had bought foreign made condoms for all her truck stop parking lot clients. There could have been an epidemic of Slovenian herpes and Russian throat syphilis imported into Eastern parts of Kentucky and Ohio. The executive branch might regulate the infections but not the BJ’s.

Bacon brags about the transformation of Iraq but travel to Bagdad is still highly unapproved. He may be retiring but still lies like a Trump Republican.

Don Bacon stated as fact that 50,000 Iranians have been killed. This claim is unsubstantiated. Clean that up Velshi

Jeffrey Epstein would not have the means to commit the crimes he did without Les Wexner.

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Donnie the small brain failure. Whining, moaning, crying, being the bitch baby he has always been. Last year his billionaire friends saw their wealth increase by 1.5 trillion dollars. Working Americans watched their standard of living sink further towards poverty. Parties over bitch, back to Epstein

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Trump demonstrating one of his famous work arounds. Hauck Tuah Donnie is not just Bubba’s bitch, he’s gonna show that Supreme Court how much he can swallow.

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One-tenth of the 2025 increase in billionaire wealth in the U.S would have paid the entire amount borrowed by healthcare students. The tuition of every medical, dental, nursing and other medical professions could be covered if the billionaire’s wealth only increased by $1.35 trillion. Prosperity?

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Court to Trump:
Hey Donnie, bend over you fat bitch-ass bitch!

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Trump has such limited intelligence he continually uses baby talk in an effort to hide the fact he’s such a simpleton. And if you voted for him you don’t need the baby talk. We already know how stupid you are.

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JD Vance’s mom was a pursued piece at Ky and Ohio truck stops. Prosperity was mom doing a dozen truckers in a night where she had enough money for her oxys plus a Mountain Dew and a Slim
Jim for JD. Now his new boss is doing it globally.

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The Hauck Tuah defense: Donnie thinks if he didn’t swallow until Bubba turned 18 he has been exonerated. So, in a way, he can speak nicely. Plus, 10 days of doxycycline nicely cleared up any symptoms of Russian throat syphilis.

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I want Trump to be America’s King Louis XVI. How did things go for that guy?

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Trump is always itching… usually for something that doesn’t necessarily involve infantrymen but does have a certain amount of seamen.

So SCOTUS, with its fabricated-out-of-thin-air immunity doctrine, has actually made American presidents less accountable than LITERAL royalty.

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Trump spent over 10 minutes in a campaign speech talking about Arnold Palmer’s dick.
77 million Americans said “this guy should be president.” Stupidity got the edge, how does that get corrected?

Officials say they're 'assessing' allegations former Prince Andrew sent trade reports to Epstein The Thames Valley Police say Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of public misconduct while in office. Officials say they're “assessing” reports that the former prince sent trade reports to Jeffrey Epstein in 2010.

The Thames Valley Police say Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of public misconduct while in office. Officials say they're “assessing” reports that the former prince sent trade reports to Jeffrey Epstein in 2010.

@morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social Thank you Mika. Keep talking about the INCREDIBLY STUPID. Don’t forget to mention the 77 million who voted for the guy with 34 felony convictions because the price of eggs made breakfast cost an additional 25 cents.

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If America wants the stupidity to stop they have to stop voting for stupid. 6 bankruptcies, 34 felony convictions, boasting about sexual assault, and America votes for him because the price of eggs makes their breakfast cost an additional 25 cents? There are 77 million guilty of stupidity.

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Trump says he had nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. Of course he didn’t, when the phrase “to do with” in Trump’s mind has a singular meaning. Here he is demonstrating his “to do with”when he met with someone named Bubba. Epstein never received one of Donnie’s “to do withs”.

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Seriously. When Trump later claims things he posts are jokes. Or, when his press secretary is constantly saying “what the president meant”. How is anyone supposed to pay attention to anything he says? *Spoiler alert* no one does!! Trump-Epstein Files™️

Last week Trump posted a meme depicting President Obama as a monkey. He is clearly a racist. His words concerning Jesse Jackson are worthless. Morning Joe is failing decency by not pointing out the hypocrisy of the world’s biggest liar. You too Reverend Al. We expect better.

77 million Americans voted for Donald Trump. How many of them have an ounce of respect for Jesse Jackson? Last week Trump was posting monkey memes of President Obama.