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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

yall fw the banana board??

the baggiest jeans in kamurocho

only motion i got is the fucking kiwami gif

last night i had a dream where I went to a public restroom and the 2 doors were labeled "theys" and "thems"

HARD METAL

In a better world, we'd joke about this for at least a little while

every day I inch closer to attempting to teach myself bass guitar at the unc age of 25

SONIC 3 AND KNUCKLES ILLUSTRATION

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG 3 & KNUCKLES #SonictheHedgehog #Sonic

i dont think anyone was saying yes in the first place lol

greenut butter gamer

vinny osees jumpscare

yall fw the beast meat???

AMY 💗 ROUGE 💎 BLAZE 🔥
#sonic

they lost the technology to fit a car in the mall, they had to downsize

Psyoh's lists | Backloggd Keep a virtual backlog of your video game collection, then rate and review the ones you've played to share with your friends!

my backloggd account is now public if for whatever reason you want to stalk the games im playing

*link is also in my bio*
backloggd.com/u/Psyoh/lists/title/

#googleballs

stranger things frame where a guy is reading a flyer with the top text reading: "when your homeboy is trying to talk to you during silent reading but greg heffley genuinely going through it"

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But bluesky is boring

why did bsky embeds in discord just randomly stop working?? ts pissing me off

"Watch out! He's up to something."

cybershell mentioned

specifically wanted to shout out @ccharnul.bsky.social because I discovered his game "Hypogea" via bsky. love seeing developers and all other creatives active on this site.