Brian Dembowczyk

I'm grateful to see this by the Dodgers. This ongoing overboard operation causing terror to so many must be stopped. It looks far too much like the 1930-40s Germany and the 1950-80s USSR. This is not the way.

Simple. When young Robert is a toddler, you place a toy boat and a tub of water out and then hide. If he takes the boat and runs off with it, he's a Rob. If he puts the boat in the tub of water, he's a Bob. #science

On behalf of authors and publishers everywhere, once again we kindly and gently ask you to review the book itself when leaving a review, not to review the seller. That last part can be taken up with customer service. But thanks for reading my book!

Why Is It So Hard to Disciple My Kids? Do you struggle to help your kids think and react like Jesus? You're not alone. Thankfully, discipleship isn't as complicated as you think.

Appreciate the opportunity to write an article on the struggle of family discipleship for The Monday Christian.

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"Your outie starts working earlier in the morning on opening day so that he can be done work in time for the @orioles.com Orioles first pitch."

I don't mean to flaunt my wealth, but I'm about to have scrambled eggs for dinner.

Pro tip: Having just returned from the grocery store, might I suggest that for Easter instead of dying eggs, you dye gold bars instead to save a little money.

Someone else used my microwave in the break room. Like he couldn't use one of the other THREE available.

Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

As a publisher and editor, I can relate to your editor receiving a clean manuscript to work from! Good job making your editor happy and more importantly, starting with better bones for a wonderful book.

Check it out! My next book with @ivpress.bsky.social, "Faith Foundations" is available for preorder. It doesn't release until October 2025, but why wait???
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As a Bible associate publisher, I don't have much authority...BUT one thing I can do is be sure that all our concordances include an entry for "baldy." Just don't mind me doing the Lord's work over here.

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Next time I'm pulled over for speeding, I'm going to tell the officer that I need 90 days to assess whether I am going to follow that law.

This post would have been perfect, Beth...had you had your caps lock on.

Few bonds in this world are stronger than the one between the toothpaste glob that falls off the brush and my bathroom sink.

Buying a corner lot home sure seemed like a good idea 10 years ago when we looked at it...in the late summer...without snow on the sidewalk.

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Is there now any doubt with all this talk of Canada becoming the 51st state that Big Flag has Donald Trump in its pocket? Follow the money, friends: who would most benefit from adding a 51st state and thus rendering all our flags obsolete????

The Character of Christ: Acting Like Jesus As caregivers, we’ve been called to teach our kids who Jesus is and how they can trust in him to be forgiven of their sins. But our calling doesn’t end there. We also are to teach them how to live lik...

Has your 1-year Bible reading plan already fallen apart? Forgot to start one? Want an easier win for right now? Here's a 7-day devotional plan based on the Character of Christ you can try out. @ivpress.bsky.social

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Kids Ministry Reading List TLDR: A list of books to consider reading if you’re in kids ministry.

Just finished "Keeping Your Children's Ministry On Mission" by @JaredSKennedy and immediately added it to my kids ministry recommended reading list. Great balance of theological heftiness and practical wisdom.

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This has been the Mondayest Thursday ever.

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Hmmm. So if you've ever reposted anything of mine, by the law of the distributive property, George Takei reposted me too.

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Good news, kids. Only 364 more sleeps until Christmas!

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Declared: (dark) chocolate chip oatmeal cookies are indeed a healthy snack.

As Christmas draws close, it's the perfect time to disciple our kids that Jesus didn't come only to provide salvation from sin; he also came to show how we're to live as God's image bearers. This is a big part of "Family Discipleship that Works" @ivpress.bsky.social
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Excited to see that the second season of Severance is coming on Apple TV in January. Waiting this long for a second season after the 2022 season 1 is quite brilliant. We are experiencing the show in real life, being separated from our memories of Season 1.

Amazon, did you know
That your baby doll would one day be used by Beth?
Amazon, did you know
That your baby doll would be a visual aid for women?
Did you know
That your baby doll was eligible for Prime Delivery?
That child Beth ordered
Will be delivered soon.

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I'm I-brought-a-shoehorn-with-me-to-my-annual-physcial-to-put-my-shoes-back-on years old.

Come on, Five Guys, how hard is it to have "'Tis the Seasoning" here?

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Oh, boy! A new mandatory video training just dropped at work. Better than a jelly of the month subscription.

Glad you found it. The first 35 tracks was a playlist I didn't make to get it started. Then, I added some of my staples. Since, I add a score when I hear it and like it. I want to find time to organize it and remove a few spots I'm not as fond of.

This is what happens when you listen to a 141-hr-long film score Spotify playlist every day while you work.