The University of Miami in Florida should be proud to have made the list.

Do cats think human medications taste good? They don't. Cough medicine is still as awful as while I was little.

That's so deep

Apparently Ontario can run itself for 19 weeks in the summer and 14 weeks in the winter. I think this is proof we don't need the Ford government.

What are they doing in those weeks? We could all use some new vacation ideas. Any going to Florida?

I won a Pumpkin Pie Piece Prize at my family Christmas Party on Saturday!

Okay...it was only a half slice and I cut it myself. Samesees.

Clue Bondi coming in...

Some scientists think our universe could be spatially flat.

MTG is up for re-election in 2026. I think she's the first on the Titanic to have noticed the iceberg.

Dear JP Saxe and Brad Paisley. Never put your own spin on a National Anthem.

For sure a yes if you suck the chocolate off first.

I have for a long time. They're all professional grifters.

They don't want any pathways. They're picking up people coming to and from immigration hearings and court houses.

If this is your week, please put out your garbage for collection before midnight today in case the rapture comes for you.

The only thing missing from the funeral yesterday was The Squeaky Tank.

Will the Rapture be shown live on Fox News?

Stop paying him???

Melissa and Mark Hortman were assassinated in June by Vance Boelter, who dressed as a police officer.
Their dog was also killed.
2 others were hospitalized and another couple weren't home.

Were their lives all worth less than Charlie Kirk because they were/are Democrats?

I'd see Queen. Love Freddy Mercury.

Pop culture...have you put him in Michael Jackson's Thriller video yet?

Getting Noem to take photos of herself painting a fence. How very Huckleberry Finn of them.
Did they even bother to take temperature readings of the metal before the paint? Is it enough degrees worth all the paint and labour?

I'm surprised they aren't selling advertising space on the American facing side.

Some powerful art spotted on the streets of Seattle

Easy Halloween costume. Pink shirt, beige shorts, running shoes, Subway sandwich.

38, married and has two kids. Good Christian values, they brag.

"If you go down in the woods today
Your sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today
You better go in disguise"

or just be an adult and don't go into the woods when you've been warned not to.
#canadianwildfires

Obviously. The one on the left is a full unsliced loaf.

Love the different shades of the leaves in the last one.

Any child in a Halloween costume

That's just how they reproduce so fast.