Aspiring Velociraptor

A snippet of a Wikipedia page, showing the photo and a small biography of Carl Remigius Fresenius, a German chemist in the 1800s.

Having a name that spectacular *and* living up to it? A FLEX, Carl. 💅

A screenshot from episode 8 of Korean series Mr Queen, showing a woman with a drunkenly threatening expression and captioned 'How dare you try to harm my poor little king bastard?'

This show has given me so, so many moments of flummoxed mirth.

(And this actress is having the time of her *life*.)

Partner, walking past me into the kitchen with headset on, talking to his zoom d&d group:

...Have I told you about Eddie? Edward? My red pen. I call him 'Eddie the Morale Vampire-...'

Fascinating.

post whatever you want is my hot take

we need breaks from the constant barrage of awful

please post about things you love no matter how silly they seem

#Discworld #Pratchett

Sex is cool and all. But have you ever walked out to the sea and dissolved?

These human-familiar emus i'm cool with, but I have the same instinctual reaction when I see cassowaries in person. 'That is a dinosaur and it is keenly interested in my pain'. 😵

Oh wow, the associations between 'dinosaurs working together against humans for common goal' and ' FEAR THAT CREATURE'...no wonder you weren't a fan. 😱

I fervently wish this for you too. Assertive enough to stick its head in the car = NO THANK YOU.

dinosaur bird vs ...most things tbh >

These ones are pretty accustomed to humans so are relatively placid, but i'm still not volunteering to test that assertion. I'm pretty sure they're taller than me. 😭

A small tuxedo cat peers warily around a corner, looking out a front door at 2 emus in the front garden

Neko is equally interested and leery

(good survival instincts, kid)

Looking from a hallway out to a front door stoop, where an emu is calmly hanging out

This guy and I startled each other equally. Sorry, sweetheart!

[Rico Nasty voice]

An emu with its legs folded underneath it, resting on some grass by a road in a sunny suburban-looking Australian street.

There's drawbacks to living somewhere so isolated, but walking out my door yesterday to see an emu chilling across the road (and this being a regular occurrence with emu/kangaroos/rabbits etc) never fails to bring me joy.

I love having to pause to let the bonded emu pairs cross the road. 🥰

I suppose time really dilates and stretches in strange ways when you're not allowed any clocks, or allowed any distractions outside the other villa occupants (books, music etc).

The people you're with must take on an outsized importance when they're literally all you've got to think about.

Touch grass. Now touch stone. Now touch water. Now spill blood inside the glyph. Now light the brazier

Someone made a feed you can find people in!

bsky.app/profile/did:...

YouTube video by Thierry Robbie Williams LIVE At The Royal Albert Hall 2001

Oh there you go. It's not on his channel to link directly unfortunately, but still:

youtu.be/KHV2diZwSx8?...

While people are on a Robbie Williams vibe, I want to recommend his Live at the Albert concert, I think it's on YouTube now?

It's him doing a ton of swing/jazz, GREAT duet guests. He clearly really LOVES it, and I think he shines his brightest in it. (His 'Did You Evah' with Jon Lovitz is so fun!)

A giant white snake lantern with massive pink lotus lanterns and huge dragon flies.

A long tunnel lined with bright red lanterns

A graceful crane lantern standing next to a white tree lantern and purple westeria flowers hanging down

A beautiful lit up lantern diorama filled with a massive forest of different colored corals with fish lantern fish swimming through.

🤩🥰 I love when the lantern festival comes to town 💜

Back cover of CHIP DEMON with the synopsis that reads: CHIP Screamed the beast in its demonic tongue, GRANT ME CHIP. Julia tossed the wretch a BBQ chip which it caught and swallowed at the same time. The demon danced in evil glee as a crackle echoed through the apartment littered with empty snack bags. Julia had hoped to adopt an affectionate dog that needed love as much as she did, but once it had tasted fried and salted potato slices she succumbed to a sentence of servantry and scorn. CHIP cried the cur who had exhausted Julia into an obedient trance. She dropped the empty bag on the ground. She was broke. Chip prices had skyrocketed and she could no longer afford to live. KILL the demon screeched in Julia's face, KILL FOR CHIP. Under its spell she stood, picked up a baseball bat, and headed toward the nearest convenience store... ANOTHER PAPERBACK PARADISE BOOK

Science fiction book cover featuring an illustration of a scream beast somewhat resembling a black chihuahua. Copy and title read: BEHOLD THE HOUND OF ENDLESS ANGUISH CHIP DEMON SUMMONED BY THE SLIGHTEST RUSTLE ALLISON A. MISERY

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I've been kind of hyperbolically jazzed about my house-moving prowess as a way to fake myself through the stress.

But it genuinely did feel really nice that, every time we needed something over the packing and moving days, I had it in my kit/had it on my to-do list.

It's not often I feel prepared

I will sign this petition!!! 🙌🏼

Gay Perry is the best thing he's ever done, in a world where Tombstone, Top Secret and Heat exist in excellence.

We deserve a massive franchise of Val Kilmer playing a mean gay private detective. The Perry van Shrike Cinematic Universe

No-Kids Gravy. Somehow also my Western name?

incredible things happening on ao3

My week of driving myself to ruin has paid off:
the movers are finished a solid half day early, and said they love me and wish everyone moved like this. I've truly never felt so validated.

I would like one sponsorship for ziplock bags as a reward, they are the true moving heroes.