niko

hello, i have noticed you have a wulge. i will have you know i don't mind what's under your pants because i am in fact pansexual. i am enchanted by your strong feminine presence and wonder if you are interested in a rick and morty binge watch.

do you top?

I am pretty biodegradable so I have that going for me

When you were on Twitter I saw you appear on my TL a lot, but now I'm following you purely because everyone that hates you is the most unlikable guy to ever exist ever.

If all of your detractors are horrible grifter guy number 375, I feel inclined to believe that you are cool.

i deleted youtube off my
phone and completely cleared my view and search history from chrome just to see what youtube shorts would give me. this is the result

Dems picking someone even older than Connolly would be incredible. A steadfast commitment to never learning a lesson usually reserved for characters in fables.

ペルソナ !

i just shit my pants guys im a tiny silly little cat and i shat my fucking pants what the fuck do i do. i'll be a laughing stock. my fucking WIFE is gonna LEAVE ME and take THE KIDS

STOP LAUGHING

By the time you hit 35 your feelings are supposed to have calcified into one kind of big grey thing that you feel all the time

Image of pissing from the bathroom doorway with the text "full court"

Funniest thing I've seen in a hot minute

Lol

idk who needs to hear this but HRT injections can be bought online for less than $100 for a year supply

r/Appliances icon Go to Appliances r/Appliances • 7 mo. ago Ss28100 Is this shooting flame normal? Troubleshooting It occurs when the oven turns on a few seconds into the baking cycle. We hear the gas start to flow, then two clicks, after which this flame shoots out. The oven works fine the whole time after this. Assuming it's not normal, what could be the issue and how do we get it fixed? We’re suspecting that the oven is allowing too much gas through before lighting it but we have no real idea about gas appliances. Picture below text is a thermador oven shooting a jet of fire in the gap between the door of the oven and the panel covering

reddit is so great man. r/appliances user asks if his oven is supposed to be shooting literal flame jets at ankle height

I’m fucking crying.

From Wikipedia: (a trusted source) Early gas powered "doodlebug' self-propelled railcars entered service on railroads in the first decade of the 1900s. Experimentation with diesel and gas power continued, culminating in the German "Flying Hamburger"

Imagine taking the doodlebug up to see your best gal and your rival shows up in a flying hamburger

Become class conscious climate change is coming and the profit motive will break down You wanna be class conscious so bad

New method

i hate when i wake up too early to actually start my day, try to fall back asleep, and then spend the next 2 hours in a state that's like "brain and body off but i'm still awake" and then when my alarm goes off i'm more tired than before

Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now

this is basically the plot of steins gate

it's called the switch 2 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Phainon, Kiana and Kevin on their way to save the world 🔥

Cre: 六子Ya

#HonkaiStarRail #崩壊スターレイル #HonkaiImpact3rd

hi! never do this!

I’ve been thinking about this tweet a lot recently

Rewriting my first book and holding myself accountable. Current word count: 2960

"No one in their right mind would dare enter the catacombs willingly. But who would tell a ghost not to roam a graveyard?"

This is why the people who want raw milk are dumb ass rich people who have never been in the same zip code as a farm.

DO NOT TURN OFF THE BUS

Me, to my doctor, who looks at my family and shakes his head

my brain is so poisoned by the internet that i read the word "moonlets" and laughed