Jane H Gilbert

Habeus Corpus is my stripper name.

No one signs up for the National Guard thinking, “One day, I’ll invade Oregon.”

Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.

The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.

I miss the days when Obama could just post his summer playlist instead of dire warnings.

I’ve never seen anything like this anywhere ever.
-Everyone, everywhere.

Just spoke to someone who works in a hospital.

He said that patients - including those who are NOT pregnant women - are already telling their caregivers that they will NOT take Tylenol.

The stupidity is already spreading like wildfire and there will be consequences.

Congratulations to @jimmykimmel.com on his triumphant return!
Last night he was pitch-perfect. Inspirational, self-reflective, gracious to his haters, championing the 1st Amendment & most importantly: FUNNY.

(Shout-out to Robert DeNiro as the mob-boss head of the FCC)😆

I’m sitting on a plane next to a maga man in a gulf of ‘merica shirt. We are next to the lavatory. I took a liberal shit and flapped the door into our aisle to wave the smell over. It’s been 15 minutes and I still smell it. I’m sitting in it too but it’s worth the sacrifice. #resist #releasethefiles

😂😂😂❄️❄️❄️🤡🤡🤡

Same.

I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.

“This isn’t the America I know”

Black People:

😳

They are literally canceling culture

My flag is at half-staff for my #1 hall pass: Robert Redford. RIP.💔

JESUS: "Feed, clothe, and provide shelter to the homeless."

CHRISTIANS: "Nah, let's just KILL them instead. Glory!"

Let’s Not Forget Who Charlie Kirk Really Was The right-wing influencer did not deserve to die, and we shouldn’t forget the many despicable things he said and did.

We can be morally outraged by an assassination and at the same time acknowledge that Charlie Kirk’s racism and misogyny were immoral. Whitewashing his behavior and beliefs betrays the collective by masking how we got to this place in America.

Trump just made it much, much worse. What a fucking surprise.

Ok, if he’s had a stroke that has incapacitated him in some way, I wanna start a TikTok trend of videos making fun of him with stroke face and body, just like he mocked a disabled journalist. Not a fucking molecule of sympathy from any of us.

Proud af to be #elderlywhitehippie✌️☮️

Hey Netflix, now might be a good time to add Roots (1977 miniseries) to the livestream library. A dose of Kunta Kinte is what America needs right now. #history #remember #museum

We are watching closely as the federal government broadcasts various threats to folks without homes in D.C. We want to be clear about a few things. 🧵

Trump will keep everyone waiting for his ‘10 AM’ press conference he breathlessly posted about thru his Benzoed stupor this weekend but you know who he WON’T keep waiting on Friday? Putin, because he’s scared.

One reason the Trump admin will fail is that they were supposed to make the world a simpler place for their voters. Collapse the complexity & restore order. It was their false promise.

Instead, they made everything MORE complex. Hundreds of times more.

This will make their own voters turn on them.

the clown car arrives in the White House briefing room

The joggers are in better shape than the federal agents.

Sad, yet funny.

Speak Truth. .......