Chuck Doherty

What a magnificent boy!

Is it ever!

And please provide your date of birth and your age because we went to medical school, not math college

Hello fellow internet user, I see you posted a cultural reference I am not familiar with and instead of googling the reference I have chosen to take offense and make it your problem

It's weird that nobody can just straight out say that he's a deeply stupid man and that is now being compounded by clear mental deterioration. Like we all see it. We know what it is.

“Sir, we did promise to announce a cause this month, so we could just say it’s caused by…hmm…let me just look around in my purse for an idea.”

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

If I took anything away from the last Summer Olympics it’s that anyone can breakdance.

A similar plan is well underway here.

Great looking couple!

It's simultaneously getting more menacing and more infantile. Everything he does now--everything--is "Be nice to me or I'll hurt you."

I lost mine some time ago.

Tuxedo cat taking over momentarily vacant office chair.

Tell me about it.

Pickles the tuxedo cat, poised on a piano seat.

Adorable, and approved by this Pickles.

The real Dighton Rock, showing its inscriptions when found vs today in a museum.

The actual Dighton Rock, now in a nearby museum looks nothing at all like this AI slop.

I was just thinking of doing the same! Keep us posted on how it goes. We can have a cello-off when your batch is ready. It needs, what, four years in a pressure-controlled bunker first? I recall it takes a while.

A swarm of Waymo self-flying tourist helicopters can’t be far behind.

Grown-ass adults putting the $ AFTER a number as if they were writing it phonetically. Stop that right now!

I went to high school with a Dave 43928710, I wonder if they are related.

It’s not just me then.

Those are such treasures. There is a lovely one directly across the street from my house and I take such delight in seeing people using it through the day.

“A round of chicken Caesar salad for my mates, barman!”

The crumbs were in there when I started.

Hello, I am a coroner in a procedural. I am so nonchalant about even the most grisly death that I nibble on a sandwich while standing over the body.

A photo of Pickles the Amazing Tuxedo Cat as an iPhone Lock Screen.

Spud-fu.

DOJ agrees to release all Telegrams and Telex messages involved in the Epstein investigation.

Haven’t these people ever heard of Groucho glasses?

I’ve been getting cold solicitations lately offering to help me craft a book which tells the world my company’s fascinating story. My “company” is just me, legally structured so that I can keep track of my billing and business expenses. A less interesting story would be hard to find.