Annoying. Woke me up at 4.30am... Been grumpy all day (me, not him).
12.01.2026 18:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Oh and my really real name is David.
Justin Case you have a shit to give 😜🍺🌭
12.01.2026 08:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hey there #wülverhampton!
Set up a secondary account cos.
Fuck that I don't need to justify myself, I'm not a Word document.
@aftertaf.mont-gargan.fr looking at you, buddy ( well, at us, considering...)
12.01.2026 08:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
bsky.app/profile/did:...
Yup
12.01.2026 08:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I like stuff! (Including but not limited to 'Things')
Fuck the pain, one more lap.
Bretwalda of the Angli.
Generous host of the Mead Hall
Lord of Wülferhampton.
Please use your Gods responsibly.
Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
Writer, historian, owned by both a cat & a dog. Love creative hobbies & gaming.
Denizen of Wülferhampton & officially woke and awesome according to my niece & her wife.
Formerly @ladycorvia/Herder of Cats in the other place.
Tax Wealth Not Work
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Loyal serf of & Catchfart to the Bretwalda of #Wülferhampton. Grower & retailer of the best-ish root vegetables in Mercia. Owner of Þe Newe Crawlinge Bastarde. BUY GRANNY R'S TURNIP GIN (57 varieties)
Dogs, cats, horses, chickens, duck and fish
Yorkshire lass, came of age in London, now enjoying getting old in NW France
Liberté, Égalité, Fraternité. 🇨🇵 🇬🇧 🇪🇺
#Wülferhampton to the bitter end
No DMs
Grumpy Yorkshireman of a certain age…lefty remainiac…#Wülferhampton
Torturer by appointment to his majesty Wulfhelm, Bretwalder of the Angli and ruler of #Wulferhampton. Brews Beer, Rides Bikes, Hates Tories / Reform etc, Loves a good footnote. Profile pic courtesy of @HappyToast
Music lover ( #blues #rock #HeavyMetal & #Musicals - yes #musicaltheatre ). Gaming since way back, occasionally political, always sarcastic. mostly to be found loitering in #Wülferhampton.
Oh and dogs rule (no cats).
#Baking/cooking
#Wülferhampton participant
#Kindness
Available on Amazon Rom-com novel
Ava Jones, The End & the Beginning
Brit living in Denmark
NO DM's unless we're mates.
NO Crypto
Make sure there's bio & timeline for followers to check you out🫶
Optimistic, loves to travel, ex-x
Wülferhamptonian
No DM's, no crypto, no cults!
Cats... bears... and me.
Fascinated and appalled by politics: Pro-EU, anti-Fascist, anti-Trump. 🏳️🌈
Music, art, movies, books, and I try and post a poem a day...
Matrix and Kate Bush obsessive.
Born & bred in UK 🇬🇧 (England, Yorkshire). Now in Ireland. Also: https://mastodonapp.uk/@tired_angry
Real name: Arthington Viaduct II
Does not intentionally post, or re-post, anything originating from TikTokkkkkk 🤬
Hermit. Not a crab. Don’t follow me. Just don’t. #WNFB (Will Not Follow Back). President, Galactic Federation of Hermits - membership: 1 (N.B. closed to new members)
Winner of “Least Sociable Social Media User 2023, 2024”.
The once and future lizard king of the Wessex illuminati.
Ambassador to wulferhampton.
Not quite my real name ;)
Leftie, pro-EU. Bone idle retired person📎
Wülferhampton
For services to cat food. Woke lefty, mum to a transgender human being. Archaeology. Nature. Sci-Fi. Discworld. Classical music. Cats & other floofs. Resident of #Wülferhampton. Xitter refugee. Unsolicited DMs = instant 🚫 unless I know you so don’t bother.
Idiot.
Dog lover owned by a cat. NHS superfan. Harassing Tories. Lego. Religiophobic Humanist.
Occasional #Wülferhampton mud slinger.
Formerly defence/war studies, Specialist Adviser to Commons Committee on Defence/author/ adult literacy. Now retired from all these - devoting my time to art, gardening, choir, chat and worrying about the state of the world.
Usually fuming about one thing or another but occasionally deflates into a fluffy pancake.
英国ど田舎在住のはまっこです🐾
#Wülferhampton
Wülferhampton’s friendly quack (not related to Rubber Ducky KFC of the Kingdom of Pinguwalda)
Purveyor of miracle cures.
New sore? Persistent rash? Enquire within.
Confidentiality *not* guaranteed.
#Wülferhampton
