Andrew Singleton

MONEY BABY In a world where money buys youth, unchecked ultrawealth has unintended consequences.

It's early in the news day, but I have a hunch this will be relevant again by around noon.

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MONEY BABY In a world where money buys youth, unchecked ultrawealth has unintended consequences.

Hey y’all, check out this short story I just wrote about how having too much money turns you into a giant baby. It’s relevant!

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I’ll just never understand why someone would spend a lifetime striving to be one of the most powerful people in the country only to literally never use their power. Like, is it all just about going to cocktail parties and staying in nice hotels? Then take ANY other white collar job.

Hey man, the recession is happening anyway, in case you haven’t noticed. Trump wants to drown this country, and all you’re doing is giving him a life preserver so he can do it without going under too.

Yea, it’s “fucking moron”

An entire generation of a certain class of Americans has grown up in an entirely safe, clean, healthy, America dominated world and are completely oblivious to the institutions that created that world. And now we're all gonna have to learn again the hard way.

Why are the Liberals so Upset I Burned Down that Orphanage, Huh? I’ll tell ya, there’s nothing sweeter than liberal tears.

Seeing a lot of "if the liberals are mad we must be doing something right" shit lately, and I can't stress enough how fucking stupid it is.

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@aoc.bsky.social

Payments are frozen right now to a great number of people who desperately need them, many in swing states. The Dems have a fundraising machine that brought in $1b in three months this summer. If there's ever a time to put your money where your mouth is as a party, it's now.

There is a massive opportunity here. They are cutting funding to our most vulnerable, many in red states.

How much money did the DNC raise in the 6 months leading up to the election? $1b? It's time to step in and start funding these programs ourselves, and let everyone know it's the Dems who care.

Flash Fiction the News: Death Defying Erection Dad On mortality and the penis.

In today’s Flash Fiction the News, a dad measures his son’s erections and convinces himself he’ll never die

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How Much Money Does it Take to Kill You? A short mathematical exercise.

Seems like a good day to talk about how much money it would take to literally crush your skull, for some reason.
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