John Rawles

Nev & Courtney been eating off Ghost Face almost as long as I been alive. Jamie Lee been eating off Michael Myers since the disco era. At this point, horror got better job security than the U.S. government.

Oh good, we're just getting started. I was afraid I missed the beginning.

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene

RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*

A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”

Person watching on tv: well if they say so

I keep a signed copy of this book in my office. It comes in handy at times.

Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files Bondi told president at the meeting that Justice also decided to not release more Jeffrey Epstein documents because of the presence of child pornography and the need to protect victims.

Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.

Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.

We have lived a year under the tyranny of Moo Deng

It is 100% carrying water for the opposition to participate in this collective delusion that Dems for some reason need to answer for every teen who throws a rock rather than hold the Trump admin accountable for intentionally creating chaos and breaking the law to stoke violence.

They are in charge.

I don’t say “By the Abyss…” nearly enough.

❤️🐧🐎🐎🇨🇦

Popeye the Sailor: Live at Pompeii

I’m listening to song where the chorus is “Cause it hurts when you hurt somebody” which is like oh boo hoo for you but also this person is singing it like “it hoits when you hoit somebody” which is insult to injury

It has been an honor to know you all.

The discourse around tariffs has been “things will get more expensive” but I am here to tell you that I am knee deep in reporting on this subject and I strongly suspect that if super high tariffs endure, it will shift to *certain items cease to be available at any price*

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

Only nine missed meals separate a functioning society from chaos.