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20.02.2026 17:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know Macbeth is shaking rn

09.02.2026 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 233    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Wow! What sounded like the entire AEW Dynamite audience in Las Vegas tonight chanted "Fuck ICE! Fuck ICE!" in unison before the main event

05.02.2026 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29043    ๐Ÿ” 6956    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 771    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1226

one thing the trump era has made clear, i think, is that the american people themselves are far more committed to the values of our founding documents than our elites

04.02.2026 04:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5679    ๐Ÿ” 1076    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 77    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60
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Just a fundamentally evil, malevolent person. Rotten to the very core.

30.01.2026 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13083    ๐Ÿ” 2451    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1089    ๐Ÿ“Œ 383
Waiting for Guffman- Chinese Restaurant Scene
YouTube video by Kat Waiting for Guffman- Chinese Restaurant Scene

youtu.be/MsqHBexWD1w?...

30.01.2026 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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He's pointing to a truth that he doesn't understand

25.01.2026 20:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 562    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Every time a Trumpist or Right-wing shitbird yawps about free speech, remember they are lying trash who would use state force to suppress your speech in a heartbeat if it suited their ideology or mood.
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23.01.2026 15:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1647    ๐Ÿ” 395    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

the entire timeline has spoken with one voice. and they're saying "Delroy Lindo"

22.01.2026 13:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1193    ๐Ÿ” 184    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

pretty hard to look at the disparity between noms for Ann Lee and The Brutalist and not draw the obvious conclusion

22.01.2026 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 138    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Delivers every year, and this one's no exception.

21.01.2026 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The moment it was crystal clear we were in the worse case scenario, was exactly a year ago when Trump pardoned every single Jan 6 perpetrator, including the ones that beat the crap out of cops and were convicted of seditious conspiracy.

20.01.2026 20:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6668    ๐Ÿ” 1300    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 176    ๐Ÿ“Œ 59
Sherbs the orange and white cat on his back.

Sherbs the orange and white cat on his back.

Sherbs on his back again, but with a saucy paw this time.

Sherbs on his back again, but with a saucy paw this time.

They're calling him the most upside down cat of all time.

18.01.2026 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The Sunfly karaoke guy

The Sunfly karaoke guy

We love seeing this guy

18.01.2026 03:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 744    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
America, JD Vance tells us, is merely a nation like many others โ โ€“ a โ€œhomelandโ€, he said upon accepting his nomination to the vice-presidency, for โ€œpeople with a shared history and a common futureโ€. Thatโ€™s a vision of American identity that would have described bands of cavepeople in skins just as well or better. Stephen Millerโ€™s proleptic defense of seizing Greenland last week suggests the Trumpists themselves know this. โ€œWe live in a world, in the real world ... that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power,โ€ he declared. โ€œThese are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time.โ€

Millerโ€™s laws are the laws of animals. It is true, obviously, that high ideals have long been deployed to obscure or justify predation, here and elsewhere. But Millerโ€™s stance and the stance of the administration is that there arenโ€™t, actually, any high ideals worth pursuing or even pretending to โ€“ that the human being, in itself, is nothing so much โ and that we are, fundamentally and forever, primitives.

Against the demands and best aspirations of civilization โ€“ western or any kind โ€“ they tell us the human being is a creature that yearns for nothing more than blood and soil, which is, of course, just mud. The lust for mud has taken up many guises in our history and has been many given names of late โ€“ neo-reaction, post-liberalism, fascism. But the name familiar to most is evil.

America, JD Vance tells us, is merely a nation like many others โ โ€“ a โ€œhomelandโ€, he said upon accepting his nomination to the vice-presidency, for โ€œpeople with a shared history and a common futureโ€. Thatโ€™s a vision of American identity that would have described bands of cavepeople in skins just as well or better. Stephen Millerโ€™s proleptic defense of seizing Greenland last week suggests the Trumpists themselves know this. โ€œWe live in a world, in the real world ... that is governed by strength, that is governed by force, that is governed by power,โ€ he declared. โ€œThese are the iron laws of the world since the beginning of time.โ€ Millerโ€™s laws are the laws of animals. It is true, obviously, that high ideals have long been deployed to obscure or justify predation, here and elsewhere. But Millerโ€™s stance and the stance of the administration is that there arenโ€™t, actually, any high ideals worth pursuing or even pretending to โ€“ that the human being, in itself, is nothing so much โ and that we are, fundamentally and forever, primitives. Against the demands and best aspirations of civilization โ€“ western or any kind โ€“ they tell us the human being is a creature that yearns for nothing more than blood and soil, which is, of course, just mud. The lust for mud has taken up many guises in our history and has been many given names of late โ€“ neo-reaction, post-liberalism, fascism. But the name familiar to most is evil.

It was evil โ€“ the standpoint that only might matters, that human morality, and our sense of reality itself, must yield to the turfism of the primates with the biggest clubs โ€“ that ginned up the propaganda that provoked an act of terrorism against our legislature and the policemen defending it five years ago.

It is evil that undergirds pronouncements from the same voices responsible for that attack, in defense of the man who shot Renee Nicole Good, that those who disobey the commands of law enforcement, however unsound or unjust, deserve summary execution โ€“ that implies, as Foxโ€™s Jesse Watters and others have, that Goodโ€™s killing was of trivial significance because she was a lesbian โ€œwith pronouns in her bioโ€.

It is evil that sends innocent men to foreign gulags, evil that condemns hundreds of thousands of destitute people abroad to death without a momentโ€™s discussion or debate about what the country they had depended on might owe them, or the furnishing of alternative arrangements for their wellbeing.

The gutting of USAID remains this administrationโ€™s worst and least surprising offense against the human conscience โ€“ a president who rejects the idea that we might have obligations to all within our society canโ€™t be expected to wonder or worry about whether we have obligations to those outside of it. This is also why, after all the noise and nonsense about the need to depose the Maduro regime, the Venezuelan people are now being told that regime will be left in mostly in place for as long as it takes to secure and extract the countryโ€™s resources on our terms โ€“ that Venezuela will not see democracy unless and until it is profitable for the United States.

It was evil โ€“ the standpoint that only might matters, that human morality, and our sense of reality itself, must yield to the turfism of the primates with the biggest clubs โ€“ that ginned up the propaganda that provoked an act of terrorism against our legislature and the policemen defending it five years ago. It is evil that undergirds pronouncements from the same voices responsible for that attack, in defense of the man who shot Renee Nicole Good, that those who disobey the commands of law enforcement, however unsound or unjust, deserve summary execution โ€“ that implies, as Foxโ€™s Jesse Watters and others have, that Goodโ€™s killing was of trivial significance because she was a lesbian โ€œwith pronouns in her bioโ€. It is evil that sends innocent men to foreign gulags, evil that condemns hundreds of thousands of destitute people abroad to death without a momentโ€™s discussion or debate about what the country they had depended on might owe them, or the furnishing of alternative arrangements for their wellbeing. The gutting of USAID remains this administrationโ€™s worst and least surprising offense against the human conscience โ€“ a president who rejects the idea that we might have obligations to all within our society canโ€™t be expected to wonder or worry about whether we have obligations to those outside of it. This is also why, after all the noise and nonsense about the need to depose the Maduro regime, the Venezuelan people are now being told that regime will be left in mostly in place for as long as it takes to secure and extract the countryโ€™s resources on our terms โ€“ that Venezuela will not see democracy unless and until it is profitable for the United States.

Democracy has always been a useless abstraction to those who deny we have basic human entitlements โ€“ for those who believe, instead, that the idea of human liberty is a luxury for those wealthy and powerful enough to consider themselves our betters rather than the birthright of all.

As many whoโ€™ve taken to the streets in protest have noted, the Trump administrationโ€™s assaults on liberty here at home are the kinds of abuses that spurred the revolution we will commemorate this year. But no grand revolution is in the offing this time around. The only just and plausible recourse for our situation is politics โ€“ understood not merely as the contest to win any given set of elections but as the broader fight to forge a republic that honors and strengthens our humanity. The American project must and will succeed. Its enemies stand for too little. Our lives are worth too much.

Democracy has always been a useless abstraction to those who deny we have basic human entitlements โ€“ for those who believe, instead, that the idea of human liberty is a luxury for those wealthy and powerful enough to consider themselves our betters rather than the birthright of all. As many whoโ€™ve taken to the streets in protest have noted, the Trump administrationโ€™s assaults on liberty here at home are the kinds of abuses that spurred the revolution we will commemorate this year. But no grand revolution is in the offing this time around. The only just and plausible recourse for our situation is politics โ€“ understood not merely as the contest to win any given set of elections but as the broader fight to forge a republic that honors and strengthens our humanity. The American project must and will succeed. Its enemies stand for too little. Our lives are worth too much.

I wrote about Renee Good, Venezuela, Greenland, and what it means to be a human being. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

14.01.2026 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2204    ๐Ÿ” 714    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92

The increasingly common habit of screenshotting the AI summary of a Google search and presenting it as evidence must be nipped in the bud immediately. That is nothing. That is not anything, it is not a thing.

13.01.2026 03:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3971    ๐Ÿ” 887    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 59    ๐Ÿ“Œ 60
11.01.2026 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Leaving my house with the โ€˜donโ€™t tread on meโ€™ flag on it, putting on my mask and tactical gear, strapping on my weapon, and roaming the cities and towns that didnโ€™t vote for my favorite candidate as an armed anonymous agent of the state kidnapping and shooting people who I donโ€™t like the look of.

09.01.2026 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4644    ๐Ÿ” 1182    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 101    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

this is small comfort given he has state power and i donโ€™t but i am struck by what an obviously weak and fragile man miller is. a blubbering piss baby whose entire affect and personality is an attempt to make up for his profound feelings of inadequacy

05.01.2026 23:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12149    ๐Ÿ” 2236    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 509    ๐Ÿ“Œ 140

A light in the darkness

06.01.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sydney Sweeney Top 10 Juggiest Moments of All Time

05.01.2026 19:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 320    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
The Joke: The Musical
YouTube video by Better Call Bob! The Joke: The Musical

Happy New Year's, goobers
youtu.be/TpWU9HYExrU?...

01.01.2026 08:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Operator Please - Just A Song About Ping Pong
YouTube video by ividdythou Operator Please - Just A Song About Ping Pong

Marty Supreme (2025)
youtu.be/VzdQFkFSlKA?...

01.01.2026 06:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

30.12.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39094    ๐Ÿ” 9141    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 393    ๐Ÿ“Œ 220

I canโ€™t believe iโ€™m going to get to see Patrick Stewart as Professor X die for the fourth time on screen in the new Avengers movie

28.12.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 639    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

I guess this is what I have to look forward to

23.12.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
WORLD
WRESTLING
Fall Brawl Match
Page 1
1st 15 minutes
1. lock up, roll around, clean break.
2. Lock up again I give Brian a quick arm-drag.
3. Lock up arm exchanges, I have Brian in a hammer lock he hip tosses me.
4. Lock up Brian takes me over, come up Throw Brian in he gives me a tackle, drop down leapfrog as I turn around Brian throws me off I forward roll he leapfrogs me we both go for drop-kicks.
5. Lock up Exchange arm whips, I do a forward roll kip up arm drag Brian. go back to the arm, hammer lock Brian, he kicks his feet up and snap mares me over, work a hold.
6. Brian has my arm shoots me off, I go for a clothesline do the doesy doe.
7. Brian head mares me over, hit the ropes, I trip him, spin through the arm, Oklahoma roll. Back to a hold.
8. Brian shoots me off, he drop toe holds me, puts his feet under my armpits, rolls me over into a pin.
9. I turnbuckle Brian, run underneath, catch his legs and do the flying head sciccors, I do a forward roll, Brian runs at me reverse drop-kick me, I catch his legs, rolls me up. Back to the head lock.
10. I shoot Brian into the corner, I run underneath, Brian goes for a hip toss, I mexican arm-drag him, float to the head.
11. Brian shoots me off goes for an armdrag, I do the Taylor spot. Back to the headlock.

WORLD WRESTLING Fall Brawl Match Page 1 1st 15 minutes 1. lock up, roll around, clean break. 2. Lock up again I give Brian a quick arm-drag. 3. Lock up arm exchanges, I have Brian in a hammer lock he hip tosses me. 4. Lock up Brian takes me over, come up Throw Brian in he gives me a tackle, drop down leapfrog as I turn around Brian throws me off I forward roll he leapfrogs me we both go for drop-kicks. 5. Lock up Exchange arm whips, I do a forward roll kip up arm drag Brian. go back to the arm, hammer lock Brian, he kicks his feet up and snap mares me over, work a hold. 6. Brian has my arm shoots me off, I go for a clothesline do the doesy doe. 7. Brian head mares me over, hit the ropes, I trip him, spin through the arm, Oklahoma roll. Back to a hold. 8. Brian shoots me off, he drop toe holds me, puts his feet under my armpits, rolls me over into a pin. 9. I turnbuckle Brian, run underneath, catch his legs and do the flying head sciccors, I do a forward roll, Brian runs at me reverse drop-kick me, I catch his legs, rolls me up. Back to the head lock. 10. I shoot Brian into the corner, I run underneath, Brian goes for a hip toss, I mexican arm-drag him, float to the head. 11. Brian shoots me off goes for an armdrag, I do the Taylor spot. Back to the headlock.

WINLD
12. Brian buck supplexes me, 1 sell over to the ropes, Brian trys to run my head into the tumbuckle, I block it, Run his head into the corner he takes the bump, i give him the leg drop over the ropo, Cover and then put the submission on Brian.
13. Brian gete loose and puts submission on me.
14. Do a spot where Brian shoote me oft, He leap-frogs me, 1 hit the ropes, and leap-frog brian, I hit the ropes and we both go for a leapefrog and hit henda.
15. Brian gets up tirat, hits me with a standing headbutt, we both sell, I roll to the apron,
16. Brian goes to supplex me in, 1 end up supplexing him outside the ring.
17. 1 dive over the top rope on to Brian. We both go back to selling.
18. 1 roll him in, go to the top rope come off with a double ashandle, Brian catches me first with a drop-kick in mid air goes for the pin, 1 kick out.
19. Brian shoots me in 1 give him a kick, powerbomb, Brian kicks out.
20. I shoot Brian off he reverses it, gives me a tombstone piledriver covera, 1 kick out,
21. Brian grabs me, pulls me over to the comer for the swinging PRT, I just throw him oft. I cover him.
22, 1 pick Brian up for a slam he drops bohind me gives me a Russian legsweep, Covera.
23. Brian puts submaxion hold on me but I don't give, Ho releaves the hold goes to argue with the ref, as ho turns towards mo 1 hit him with the tutti-frutti he falls by the ropes, ref, counts 1-2 his foot is under the rope,

WINLD 12. Brian buck supplexes me, 1 sell over to the ropes, Brian trys to run my head into the tumbuckle, I block it, Run his head into the corner he takes the bump, i give him the leg drop over the ropo, Cover and then put the submission on Brian. 13. Brian gete loose and puts submission on me. 14. Do a spot where Brian shoote me oft, He leap-frogs me, 1 hit the ropes, and leap-frog brian, I hit the ropes and we both go for a leapefrog and hit henda. 15. Brian gets up tirat, hits me with a standing headbutt, we both sell, I roll to the apron, 16. Brian goes to supplex me in, 1 end up supplexing him outside the ring. 17. 1 dive over the top rope on to Brian. We both go back to selling. 18. 1 roll him in, go to the top rope come off with a double ashandle, Brian catches me first with a drop-kick in mid air goes for the pin, 1 kick out. 19. Brian shoots me in 1 give him a kick, powerbomb, Brian kicks out. 20. I shoot Brian off he reverses it, gives me a tombstone piledriver covera, 1 kick out, 21. Brian grabs me, pulls me over to the comer for the swinging PRT, I just throw him oft. I cover him. 22, 1 pick Brian up for a slam he drops bohind me gives me a Russian legsweep, Covera. 23. Brian puts submaxion hold on me but I don't give, Ho releaves the hold goes to argue with the ref, as ho turns towards mo 1 hit him with the tutti-frutti he falls by the ropes, ref, counts 1-2 his foot is under the rope,

WORLD
WRES/LING S
24. I think I win, turn away from Brian, as I turn back he hits me with the Air-Pillman. Covers me I kick out.
25. Brian goes for the drop-kick off the top rope, I get up and we have a double drop-kick we both sell.
26. Brian picks me up throws me off, puts me in a sleeper, I fight it finally Brian throws me off again I reverse it I put Brian in a sleeper.
27. Brian gives me a back superplex, we both sell.
28. Brian sets me on the top rope for a superplex, I block it throw him off,
29. I do a sunset flip off the top. Brian kicks out.
30. 1 go for another powerbomb, Brian turns it into a frankensteiner.
31. Brian shoots me off I reverse it Brian goes for the crucifix, I give him a Samoan drop. I cover,
32. Then place Brian on the top rope I give him a frankensteiner, cover.
33. Go for The Frankensteiner again, Brian gives me a swinging
DDT, cover.
34. Brian climbs to the top again. I fall into the rope, Brian crotches himself, I climb through the ropes and nail Brian, then throw him off into the rail.
35. Do the Badd-Mood throw Brian in, Slingshot myself in for a splash, Brian puts up his knees we both sell, he rolls over for the cover, I kick out.
36. Brian throws me into the corner goes for a monkey flip, I set him over the ropes he nails me, slingshots himself over into a powerslam....
FINISH: Duck the clothesline, Duck the clothesline, crossbody.

WORLD WRES/LING S 24. I think I win, turn away from Brian, as I turn back he hits me with the Air-Pillman. Covers me I kick out. 25. Brian goes for the drop-kick off the top rope, I get up and we have a double drop-kick we both sell. 26. Brian picks me up throws me off, puts me in a sleeper, I fight it finally Brian throws me off again I reverse it I put Brian in a sleeper. 27. Brian gives me a back superplex, we both sell. 28. Brian sets me on the top rope for a superplex, I block it throw him off, 29. I do a sunset flip off the top. Brian kicks out. 30. 1 go for another powerbomb, Brian turns it into a frankensteiner. 31. Brian shoots me off I reverse it Brian goes for the crucifix, I give him a Samoan drop. I cover, 32. Then place Brian on the top rope I give him a frankensteiner, cover. 33. Go for The Frankensteiner again, Brian gives me a swinging DDT, cover. 34. Brian climbs to the top again. I fall into the rope, Brian crotches himself, I climb through the ropes and nail Brian, then throw him off into the rail. 35. Do the Badd-Mood throw Brian in, Slingshot myself in for a splash, Brian puts up his knees we both sell, he rolls over for the cover, I kick out. 36. Brian throws me into the corner goes for a monkey flip, I set him over the ropes he nails me, slingshots himself over into a powerslam.... FINISH: Duck the clothesline, Duck the clothesline, crossbody.

For wrestling nerds only but Marc Mero posted the entire rundown he worked out with Brian Pillman before their 1995 Fall Brawl match on Facebook and itโ€™s wild how much detail is in it.

20.12.2025 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

The internet sucks now because everything needs to result in the maximal outcome so instead of seeing the Coldplay couple and going โ€œlol pretty funnyโ€ we end up with this, everything is Qanon, everything is the Inquisition, when the fun of it should be โ€œwell, never have to think about this again!โ€

19.12.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2181    ๐Ÿ” 312    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 17

Giving the people news they can use

18.12.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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