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Herbert Hönigsperger

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Basement archaeologist.

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It’s a great mercy that pregnant women receive ultrasounds instead of MRI scans.

12.02.2026 22:36 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

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25 years of Wikipedia

From dial-up days to now, travel through Wikipedia's history.

wikipedia25.org/en/which-wik...

16.01.2026 07:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Not the winners of the spelling bee.

04.01.2026 11:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Archive Memes Archivists can haz humor.
04.01.2026 11:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Axiom of the day: The closer you get to completing a project, the weirder the obstacles become.

04.01.2026 07:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump invaded a country that posed no imminent threat and kidnapped its leader. He is indisputably a war criminal. He should be removed from office and imprisoned.

Every Democrat with any modicum of power and influence should begin repeating that.

03.01.2026 10:31 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

An XORcist can cast out either one of your demons, but not both of them.

03.01.2026 06:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every warning sign posted in a public space is a memento of someone's past transgressions. In this spot, this rule was broken.

03.01.2026 05:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How many SEO copywriters does it take to change a lightbulb, light bulb, light, bulb, lamp, bulbs, filament, globe...

03.01.2026 05:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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According to records, Darkman (1990) was the first movie I watched in 1991. Liam Neesen had a particular set of skills even then. letterboxd.com/hmvh/diary/f...

15.11.2025 10:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lessons learned are quickly forgotten unless they were learned in terror, or sorrow, or shame. Wisdom can always be rented for free, but it must be purchased with pain.

06.11.2025 15:51 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

For those that have seen it, has it ever occurred to you how ambiguous the very title "Colossus: The Forbin Project" is in that towards the end, it is Dr. Forbin who becomes Colossus' project?

03.11.2025 06:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Managed to finally watch that old 1970 classic "Colossus: The Forbin Project". For those who don't know it, it's about a defence AI called Colossus that goes a little megalomaniacally draconian, designed by one Dr. Charles Forbin. 1/2

03.11.2025 06:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Spontaneity is an understated luxury.

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An apartment block where the windows and Juliet balconies look like network ports

An apartment block where the windows and Juliet balconies look like network ports

This is owned by a LANlord

16.08.2025 04:03 — 👍 1766    🔁 300    💬 39    📌 19

We need to talk more about the cleanhanded inexactness of collative insectology.

15.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hobbitry, ninnyhammer, parage, rahing, gooily, wassailed and kidnappee are suppedly real dictionary words. I have no idea what either means but I may have just outfumbled myself.

15.08.2025 22:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I'd never thought I'd ever complain about having more old hifi/stereo equipment than I know what to do with or have place to store (this is just part of the latest haul).

15.08.2025 05:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The unhappiest people I know spend their life consuming. The happiest people I know spend their life creating.

06.08.2025 17:16 — 👍 5    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

A hydrophile is a molecule or substance that is attracted to water and readily dissolves in it, often due to its polar or charged nature. So there, now we know.

07.08.2025 05:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Primary school bus ride entertainment.

03.08.2025 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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BIOD #575 - It Ain't Rocket Science It ain’t rocket science after all! In 2020, Amateur rocket builder Claire Lloyd built a 6-foot-tall rocket designed to look like the one from the famous ‘The Far Side comic’ shown here. Lo and behold...

When life imitates art (read: when mad scientists imitate Gary Larson): www.flickr.com/photos/biokn...

29.07.2025 04:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Robocop short circuited. #AIstuffthatmademelaugh

13.07.2025 17:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Oh, so "Alien vs. Predator" was about sibling rivalry?

13.07.2025 17:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Temperature gauge showing 35 degrees Celsius

Temperature gauge showing 35 degrees Celsius

No way I'm sleeping in this room tonight! #heatwave

01.07.2025 19:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"digital asbestos" is fantastic framing.

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