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You remember how after Republican Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert left office we found out he had been raping boys? Yah, we are going to find out MUCH worse about Mike Johnson.

Let’s just be sure all this crap is built with recyclable materials.

Stay classy, Athens.

Coast Guard Buys Two Private Jets for Noem, Costing $172 Million

(🚨) BREAKING NEWS: As the Trump-Epstein Shutdown Wears On and Tens of Thousands of Public Servants Are Summarily Fired By Trump, "ICE Barbie" Kristi Noem and Her Extramarital Boy-Toy Corey Lewandowski Buy Themselves Matching, $86 Million-Apiece Luxury Jets With Your Tax Money

Popped over to Fox *News* out of curiosity to see how they’re spinning #nokings First thing I see. 🚫💩 🤣🤣🤣

For a second time, I will suggest that Mike Johnson is more full of shit than the Cologuard mailroom.

Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.

About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages

Mike Johnson is full of more shit than the Cologuard mailroom.

I see why she defaults to cosplay— her personal fashion sense is for shit. Ronald McDonald wants his boots back.

Applaud the courage of survivors who brought Trump's spiritual advisor Robert Morriss to justice but condemn the light sentence - been covering Robert Morris story for a while -
youtu.be/zM9wiqmOmbU?...

The vapors. Don’t forget the vapors.

imagine if newsom walked around looking like this and expected us to take him seriously

In fairness, when Donald Trump talks about what smart people think, it is wild speculation.

Sincere question from a clinician: Kash Patel’s optical tics are indicative of a
neurological disorder, foreign substances or other.

Harvard. I shit you not.

Cup holder.

Brain worm had a hearty breakfast.

While the U.S. spent a half a billion dollars painting a fence black on their side, Mexico invited artists to paint their side to express their artistic talent. 💗

The contrast between the two countries highlights each country’s priorities.

THIS 👉🏾 What price are you willing to pay?

“You’re letting masked men snatch girls’ parents off the streets.”

Just bought my first pack of cigarettes.

Ghislaine Maxwell is just Jeffrey Epstein with a vagina.

This is so important…

Sharon has been tracking license plates on cars driven by ICE agents, and she’s finding they don’t match the vehicles.

In other words, ICE is using secret, illegal tactics—just like we suspected.

REMINDER: the DMV is not a federal agency.
@governor.ca.gov
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Erasing Harriet: Donald Trump’s War on History This is not a debate over museums. This is an execution of truth.

“He doesn’t want history remembered; he wants it gutted. He doesn’t want truth told; he wants it gagged and replaced with fairy tales lacquered in fake patriotism.”
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

This is a song about the government

This is "heavy foot"— a song for our times

Listen To The Jeffrey Epstein Tapes: ‘I Was Donald Trump’s Closest Friend’ Explosive tapes recorded by author Michael Wolff show Epstein claiming Trump liked to “f---” his friends’ wives and first slept with Melania on the “Lolita Express.”

EPSTEIN (2017): I was Trump's closest friend...

Trump likes to watch his friends have sex...

First time Trump had sex with Melania was on my plane "Lolita Express"

www.thedailybeast.com/listen-to-th...

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