The main problem with the Holy Constitution is that it's essentially impossible to do a re-write, even if it's clearly needed.

Then burn the other one at the stake too.

Canada has imposed a 300% tariff on the northern lights and Americans will pay through the nose for gazing at them. This is what the Trump trade war has come down to.

Orwell should have been burned at the stake. He provided authoritarians with a detailed handbook on how to control the population.

Breaking News: Revered chairman of the amazing Board of Peace, the astoundingly brilliant Donald Trump, has announced that he has single-handedly arranged another meeting.

"No other president in the history of the world has ever arranged so many meetings," he said.

The Trump Regime sure has a lot of rocket surgeons handling their propaganda strategy.

They should also be served on a bed of crushed ice, on a fine silver platter. Like oysters in a fancy restaurant.

Noem's order should have been refused. It was a clear violation of the UN Convention of the Law of the Sea Article 98, the Safety of Life at Sea Convention and the International Convention on Maritime Search and Rescue.

"Why show me this if I am past all hope?!", wailed Scrooge.

Is it true that many Cybertruck owners carry a spare vehicle in a trailer? I can't imagine why.

The ones I "hate" are those who think that escalating animosity and rigid ideology will produce something other than violence and destruction.

The "Peter Principle" continues to hold true.

They probably spotted an ICE roadblock.

Don't laugh. I spent 5 years in federal prison because all I had were Amazon gift cards and Mr. Patel refused them. 😨

Yes, for some reason, god didn't give them snowshoes. He is a cruel god. 😉

Jack Flash. His friends called him "Jumpin'" and he was a gas, gas, gas ...

Sure, but those are the dumb ones. They couldn't figure out how to use snowshoes.

That qualifies as the dumbest comment of the week! lmao.

It was a joke, you idiot.

I don't understand why skiers get so much glory. They just ski downhill. Now, if they skied uphill, THAT would be really impressive!
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That's right. The original Americans were German immigrants who set up brothels in the Yukon and sold booze to gold prospectors. Like Friedrich Trump. He did the country proud.
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I do the exact same thing! Except I don't put cherries or spices in it and I only let it age for about a minute. Other than that, George and I had a lot in common.

"Let him who has understanding calculate the number of the Beast, for it is the number of a man: His number is 66,666."
- Revelation 13:18

Believing that all conservative voters are the same (stupid and corrupt) is like believing that all liberal voters are the same. Which we KNOW is not true. The Dem Party has many "factions" - from moderate to progressive to outright anarchists. So does the GOP.

Rubio: "We are still human, we are still people."
Tonto: "Who's 'we', kemosabe?

I don't think it's a good idea to put an anti-submarine weapon in a submarine. 😉

Yes, and that's why Dems need to "slice and dice" conservative voters - set aside the hard-core Trumpies, and focus on those who can be "persuaded". Not all conservatives are alike.

That's a very misleading way of characterizing what "fact checkers" actually said. Every article I read said the same thing: While a tariff may be technically different than a tax, the effect on consumers will be similar.

"rest of the world"? Are you trying to tell me that there is a world beyond the Excited States of America?? Do you have some hard evidence of that? Or are you just pulling my leg (*) ???

(* Or, as my French wife used to say, "Are you playing with my feet"?)

Because the president is a King, if he chooses to be. And one cannot sue the King, can one.

If Dems don't control the House, what will the Senate vote on?