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*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

no words for what i felt the first time a closed bascinet cut my FOV in half

kcd is like if the team behind euro truck simulator tried to make an action rpg

housewives need to be banned from traitors or forced to play as a single shivering amorphous entity with one life and one vote.

a kid style crayon drawing of cyclops from x-men and his eye blast beam, looking upset, with a poem scrawled around it: roses are red violets are red everything is RED

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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all these fallout flashbacks. if i wanted to know more about the pre-war wasteland i'd read a fan wiki.

the most disorienting part is that texas has incredible food especially along the gulf coast and i had to tank a meal at pf

you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]

billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

will never forget the time my mom wanted me to check out a cool new restaurant when i went home to visit and it was a pf changs

I am open and looking for work again! I’ve worked on projects for Magic the Gathering, Dungeons & Dragons, Draco Gaming, Mondo, and more. I do full color illustrations and concept art, and I specialize in creatures.

Boromir from the movie The Fellow ship of the rings thinking out loud about the one ring, with the caption "Perhaps we could give the ring better training."

pretty wild statement re: Republican Chris Madel drop from race for MN governor:

"Saying he cannot support the national GOP's 'stated retribution on citizens of our state, nor can I count myself a member of a party that would do so."

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before)

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

Had the pleasure of making a sculpture of Sue the Tyrannosaurus rex for SHOWANNA Studio. 🦖
Pretty pleased with how this one turned out, I got to nerd out on all of her unique pathologies. The old girl lived a hard life!

thank god

damn big botox got billy bob thornton. his whole thing was looking like a crumpled bag.

here’s one i took in rome

"they don't know how to express the idea" here's rian johnson's storyboard for knives out

pick up a pencil and a napkin

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

tapping the sign

sara used to make me eat before we went bc i’d get so tense. nightvale gauntlet of dry good aisles where you’re always in someone’s way or someone is in your way.

A painting of a woman in black armour and dark skin with a sword over her shoulder and her feathery dragon companion. The feathers on the dragon shift colours like opals in the sun

Personal work 🤍

ok so its the witcher geralt but what if we made him look like a professional lifeguard or maybe the second cutest guy in a boyband

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

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