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4DX simulates what it's like to watch a movie cramped in an airplane toilet with a bag of popcorn for a two hour stretch of extreme turbulence.

the babadookie

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

rules provide scaffolding for stakes to feel dangerous and victories to feel earned. it all boils down to finding a table that shares your play preferences, but for me, why would you want to play D&D if not to play D&D?

I painted ur dog

am i scanning correctly that clippy 2 is a droplet of piss

I have one very serious complaint about cloudward ho and it's that the model they used for courtney's miniature is clearly an adult tyrannosaurus rex they shrank down to juvenile size. did they think we wouldn't notice? did they think i wouldn't notice???

Had the sense it was a necessary tradeoff due to the finale running long. Would love to see them chat more about how the story shook out but am glad they took their time and delivered a banger ending.

lanifir’marun, a villain from our current campaign.

Love the way an awesome collector in Austin had this original framed with the raw edges visible. Always so cool to see how people frame and hang my works.

hubba hubba

He did it again for the 5 year anniversary

forced to crack twitter open, hot ones style ears ringing double vision choked cough at the vitriol

Alternative poster for the Jaws movie, depicting a giant mythical sea creature devouring the poor souls lost in the waves.

"𝖄𝖔𝖚'𝖗𝖊 𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖓𝖆 𝖓𝖊𝖊𝖉 𝖆 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖗 𝖇𝖔𝖆𝖙."
Finally revealing my illustration featured in the #Jaws 50th anniversary artbook by @printedinblood .
I wanted to create an illustration that replicated the mythical sea monsters featured in acient maps.

#jawsartbook #stevenspielberg #ilustration #movieposter

Great character in these illustrations, love all the personality you cram into your lines.

Late Afternoon Light ~ Cyril Cox, 1958

automatically saying “thank you” to everything and suddenly hearing the automatic “you’re welcome” back after being away from the south for a while is a trip

GARGOYLES!!!
#art #zigzart

Moldy

drawing of a skull of Ichthyosaur turned into a sword

day 6: fossil

#swordtember

Guy who shrieked about tyranny when they closed Applebees during a pandemic: Mr President sir I saw a homeless man downtown today please send in the 82nd Airborne

Like the old quote goes, anyone who would give up their liberty in exchange for security will live happily ever after, both free and safe

imagine being so maniacally racist that you side with the fire over the firefighter

Another art done for the lovely folks at the Cantrip Candles. The God of Crossroads this time :)

Deeply recommend getting absolutely brainrotted about a pairing/oc/concept that no one else is making food for so you have to cook for yourself. Not only is making what you want to see deeply rewarding, you will improve and it will not even be on purpose it will just be the inevitable byproduct.

a cartoon character from king of the hill is riding a bike . ALT: a cartoon character from king of the hill is riding a bike .

watching the primal war/tricia helfer vs feathered dinos trailer with some interest until rex hits the screen and appears to be a straight rip of the JP mangle with lipstick on.

a cadre of ALIEN youtubers diligently explaining to me how the titular alien's evolution DOES make sense actually

This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.