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@shartbeef.bsky.social

beef but in a white way

32 Followers  |  19 Following  |  107 Posts  |  Joined: 03.08.2023  |  1.9668

Latest posts by shartbeef.bsky.social on Bluesky

maybe the doctrine was the covenants we made along the way 🙏

06.12.2025 04:30 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

saratoga springs is even more evil tbh 😳

04.12.2025 23:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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when you have to tell your bf you cheated with someone named leaphathy

04.12.2025 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ideal off-roader nothing compares

04.12.2025 23:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

spongebob big guy pants NOT okay. it’s against the word of wisdom.

04.12.2025 02:49 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

he

28.11.2025 17:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

he

28.11.2025 02:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

yes diva! bring the bike that doesn’t fit on the bus ON THE BUS!

25.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you better let me do merry cuntmas or i’m telling everyone you sucked off bill clinton

16.11.2025 07:13 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

please move out of the way so i can drive in accordance with the law

15.11.2025 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

let’s get in the idiot conga line to nowhere together for no reason!!!!

14.11.2025 22:52 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pinnochionosetriptokyosnowtrip

14.11.2025 06:02 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I can’t wait to wake up and listen to iggy azealia in my headphones!!

14.11.2025 05:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

bigwetvagina bigwetvagina ooooooh you and me we got a bigwetvagina

13.11.2025 18:56 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

time to EVACUATE

13.11.2025 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

nobody disrespects the sanctity of marriage like Kim BUSTED and her seven marriages

12.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

kim BUSTED

12.11.2025 22:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Utah County feels especially DESOLATE with this on the headphone 😮‍💨

12.11.2025 22:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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high as hope autumn >>>>>

12.11.2025 22:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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brute force denial works too 👹🌚

12.11.2025 21:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Quad-chungus crap whore

12.11.2025 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

excellent 🚊

12.11.2025 20:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

triple chungus idiot buttfartmobile

12.11.2025 20:56 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

absolute chicken shit move, britt 👺

28.10.2025 23:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

right?

24.09.2025 19:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I need subaru taco bell baja finger blast in idiot yellow

24.09.2025 19:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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just dickin around on 700 east!

23.09.2025 04:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

retweeting this every day for the rest of my life

22.09.2025 22:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i’m such a talented young bus driver!!

22.09.2025 22:57 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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