ash

If I see this man I didn’t see him because I did. No I didn’t.

No it’s an excellent one! It is the final slit step. A slit in the slit:)

Now this is the idea!!

No!! Eyebrow slit does not refer to the gap in the middle now does it ?!

a slit in the stache is worth two in the bush!

NEW TREND ALERT: eyebrow slit but mustache

Yahoo! Can’t decide if I’m gonna be working from home tomorrow or just be home idk we’ll see but for today. I’m safe.

Update! I did it! I went home!!

I feel so nauseous today what if I… perhaps… go home? Perchance… to dream?

Bc I wish for HIM to dick ENDS

Have you met my sister Jane @kendallbobendall.bsky.social

I’m here damn

Hello u look gorgeous here

Hot take: diaper commercials do not actually need to have babies in them. At all.

Omg I just stubbed my toe that shit hurt like the dick ends 😖

You’re just so far away😫 bring it my house !

Let me IN !

Omg me too!!

Literally in vacay rn it’s so much I’m having fun but omg

i am at the taylor-in-a-suitcase phase of the holiday vacation

Please.

yawl i made something cursed

i made another

Old coworkers stop doing offensive accents challenge: impossible

No same!! Like maybe I get not doing New Year’s Eve, but not doing Christmas Eve?!?!

:(

Fuck it next four years I'm in my scary bitch era 🤪

two zoos diverged in a wood, and i —
i bought the one less traveled by

i need more people to shitpost with on here