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my neighbor has been warming up their car for the last 20 minutes and didn't make sure their radio was off such that I can hear it from inside my house

this is the best thing ever

the new holiday coke flavor tastes like starlight which was the BEST coke variant EVER

you better let me do merry cuntmas or i’m telling everyone you sucked off bill clinton

got seagulls squawking above sl central😛

pinnochionosetriptokyosnowtrip

openupthesafeBITCHESgotalottosayOHMMM

so excited to finally not live in a food desert !!!!!!

ONE MORE DAY😛

iamthestripclub

bigwetvagina bigwetvagina ooooooh you and me we got a bigwetvagina

Orem is a godless place

there was also a bitch with a maga hat and one wearing a hijab in this crew

tell me why this BYU kid walked into wing nutz tonight literally in blackface

u know I can't do that I'm a virgo

triple chungus idiot buttfartmobile

I'm obsessed with the #rhoslc ladies and throwing things overboard when on a yacht

cleaned my cubicle yesterday and squishy Portland streetcar joined the wall fleet🥰

this would help at the places where they have room for that. unfortunately we've ran into issues with sign manufacturing tho. my projects are reinstalling old signs because we can't secure new ones and wed have to design new signage for that.

I'm pretty sure it's still tcc's job to make sure everyone has the correct information and get things where they need to go. also our salt lake operators have a superiority complex and think they know how to do bus bridges better than they were trained to do them.

how dare you speak this into existence

thank god woke is coming back

wendy looks like she's about ready to smack this bitch on wife swap😭

I need to start bringing a file folder full of bullshit to the bar to be mysterious

got an anti fragile reel, have to watch dance performances on YouTube again now

the speed at which tcc mobilizes the extraboard to do bus bridges is pitiful at best. half the time they don't even make it out there before they call off the bus bridge😭

like I'd rather the finality and certainty that brings than wondering if my favorite queer bar in SLC is gonna survive and/or handle their staff unionization efforts ethically.

I kinda want sun trapp to die this time.

I love android cuz I can swipe away a notification and I don't have to open any apps to get rid of the dot on the home screen🥰 it's never been so easy for me to ignore shit

rosalia's new album is gorgeous omg