ethan 🪴

it pleases me greatly that these wojacks keep getting made for places that i live

diva down

outlook is especially nice as a student teacher with three different emails to work from (1 personal, 2 school)

i didn’t realize this was controversial lol

like diva i don’t play radio i’m 22 years old

thinkin about this one time i was driving my dad somewhere playing 80s music and he kept trying to quiz me on the titles/bands for each song and it was my playlist

i am in a mood to Poast

k****** the next person who refers to my student teaching as an “internship” because why are you corporatizing my silly little job where i make noises with kids all day

Big Rice Cooker wants you to think that you need a separate utensil just to scoop the rice but i am immune to propaganda

i need y’all to understand how painful it was when i saw this listing of a cute sweater with my literal cat on it just to realize it’s too small for me

who wants to donate one grillion dollars to me so i can buy every instrument

No membership, i find it easier to shop there for one person than at costco, and everything is super cheap

i fucking love winco oh my god winco is so based

i'm joining the war on charli xcx on the side of charli xcx

utah drivers when it rains on I-15

“Blue states should withhold federal funding” is some libertarian-ass half-cooked nonsense that Neal Boortz would approve of.

The South is home to the MAJORITY of the US Black population

The South is home to the largest proportion of LGBTQ+ folks

Every other month we have to go over this.

yeS 💜

Screenshot of headline from Astronomy magazine. Article is linked below.

“Most people would experience the least circadian burden under permanent Standard Time, which prioritizes morning light.” #DitchDST #SaveStandardTime

if you are a grown ass adult and you can’t communicate a need or concern without being passive aggressive, womp womp i don’t CARE 💜

send me a passive aggressive text and i will promptly ignore it and pretend i didn’t see it 💜

save me, regular #17 with chip and drink at jersey mike’s

honestly never imagined so much obeying in advance

i got a hammer if you want to borrow IT 💜

based sibling dynamic

kilgore is a wild ass name

also on that note, the collective environmental consciousness of koreans was one of the most fascinating and impressive parts of that trip

obviously we were the obnoxious americans breaking the social norms in this situation but still it took me out so bad