Alex Cortez

I don’t mean to be glib but this is probably a more damning indictment of American elite culture than the Iraq Invasion.

Things to know about Epstein hugger Ken Starr: prosecuted Bill Clinton for lying about consensual (if inappropriate) sex, got fired from Baylor University for doing nothing about an on-campus rape epidemic.

From: jeffrey E. [jeevacation@gmail.com} Sent: 2/8/2017 9:53:21 AM To: Larry Summers Subject: Re: Importance: High recall ive told you , - i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous

Jeffrey Epstein to Lawrence Summers (both of whom are very bad people):

“i have met some very bad people , none as bad as trump. not one decent cell in his body. so yes- dangerous”

most on the nose “he’s on a mission from god” reference in recorded history

Dads rock

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles

Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/

i still think it’s silly to care too much about internet dunks, but it would be genuinely funny & good if she causes this man to have a psychotic break

you drive mizette????

Joyce Carol Oates with a HALO dive from an orbitally placed top rope

Democrats seem to think the pivoting to the center makes them most electable but all it does it piss *everyone* off.

Having beliefs/a backbone and being authentic is the best way to win elections. People are fucking sick of croneyism and corporate suck ups and that is why Zohran cruised to victory

REAL ALPHAS WASH THEIR HANDS IN THEIR OWN PISS

Anyone who is still defending legalized sports betting is delusional or complicit or both. If I was a Guards fan I'd be pissed as hell. (I am already pissed as hell)

Many would-be buyers are frozen out of the housing market Only about one in five homes sold in the last year went to a first-time buyer. And the average person buying their first home was 40 years old — a record high. A new report from the National Association of Realtors shows how challenging it's become for young people to get a foothold in today's costly housing market.

A new report from the National Association of Realtors shows how challenging it's become for young people to get a foothold in today's costly housing market.

Dark side of the buffoon

The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond

I think this is correct except that a relatively small but still influential subset of the bosses (mostly in Silicon Valley) have themselves radicalized far to the right and are down with authoritarianism, just maybe not this particular flavor

dawg they’re live laugh loving the white house. president homegoods

no national election has ever reflected the true will of the people. ~25% of the total population voting for a mass suicide should never have convinced us that Fascism is “political reality” and “inevitable”

So good:

I hear Mars is nice this time of year

Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/

It’s a blue tsunami everywhere.

Tariffs poll lower than syphillis.

MAGA controls all three branches of government and shut it all down to strip millions of health care and hide the Epstein files.

Everything is worse than it was a year ago.

Americans are FINALLY waking up.

Do we still have to call it libbing out when it’s about a democratic socialist? Can it be socializing?

A million apologies. The lesson for me here is: never log off

Can't believe I didn't see a single "Don't Mess With The Zohran" meme this whole election cycle

I knew there would be a schism on the right eventually. I did not expect it to be about whether or not nazis are good.

Printout on a shrink wrapped pallet of a sweaty bald man on his knees praying. It says DO NOT STACK ON THIS PALLET!

that’s right beg you miserable worm

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

As a Dodgers fan, I literally feel like Sarah Connor at the end of the first Terminator. That’s how good the Blue Jays were.

Like we won but I’m so traumatized I’m going to lose custody of my son because I trained him to shoot weapons in Nicaragua and I’ll end up in a max cell at Pescadero