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I don’t know about RFK Jr being a Democrat in good standing a year ago. He’s been a confirmed loony a lot longer than that.

I love a carnivorous plant as much as the next guy, but your puny little friend is not up to the task to the number of fruit flies I face every day. I hate living in the Mid-Atlantic. You have no idea how much.

My desk gremlins, Teddy (foreground) and Franklin (another Franklin!)

Zombie Martha Stewart would approve.

Occam’s Razor, line 1

Asking this on…well…social media?

Leila’s Hair Museum in Independence, Missouri.

Sure, JS, our problem is that we’re “distracted”. I’m sure that’s the worst problem you’ll face with your millions sitting out on your farm.

Debating not following you after this kraven remark.

This.

But he’ll happily accept an Adderall/Diet Coke colonic.

I went through a several year phase in which my login passwords were all pirate themed. Because when I was 5 I went on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride and thus began a lifelong fixation.

My family gave up on Christmas celebrations in favor of a brunch where homemade Norwegian lefsa is made and it’s now become known as ‘Lefsavus’.

It’s another Festivus miracle!

Thank you by the way for all the great acting.

The only classically correct name would be: They Might Be Standing On The Shoulders Of Giants.

Agree w/Kate, treat. (Hello Baltimore!)

By Crom I love this.

Based on this alone I would follow you, but oops, already following you.

Except Marjorie Taylor Green. She pegs out at 95%.

Actually he did neither. It’s a terrible song. And no, I’m not a bot.

Okay. I didn’t understand any of that…but I love you?

He says that to all newcomers. Try to be humble in the face of the immense uncaring universe of which you are an infinitesimally tiny speck of dust.

Actually there’s a space heater below the desk there.

I keep imagining he builds the underwater city in Bioshock.

This Franklin’s idea of a desk job is different but similar:

He didn’t write this because IT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE THIS!!!

Public service announcement to live your best life.

And what’s wrong with those atheists? Religious people are idiots.

Guarantee James420 would already be taken.