Duck Duck Noose

Co-headlining a concert? Yeah ok. The band that plays last is the headliner 🤷🏻‍♂️

Are we allowed to wear the Tshirt of the band you are seeing to the show, or is that archaic rule not allowing this still in effect?

Good luck everybody

Way too much work to get shitposts. I download it, looked at it for a few minutes, and immediately uninstalled

Jesus Christ, I just was making a dumb comment about grocery prices versus billionaire lifestyles and I'm getting weird DMS about how I shouldn't use AI slop and people fighting each other in the comments. I just wanted to have reasonably priced cookies for breakfast.

Movie poster from Lady in White

Totally forgot Lady in White existed. One of those classic 80s kids movies that was weirdly terrifying.

Government Slutdown

Which is completely crazy because she looks great right there

me ordering dessert at Arby's

Somebody "hacked" my account and posted this. So disrespectful and crude!
www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

It's Jim from the office saying "for my next trick, I will make my career disappear"

Mark Sanchez when the Doordash guy parks in his spot

Caught him gooning to Blockhead porn

Schmitts Gay beer

Schmitts Gay beer

Tom Cruise is marrying Ana de Armas?

I just want my Cookie Crisp cereal to cost less than $7 a box 🫩

a man in a blue shirt is making a funny face while looking at a computer screen . Alt: It's Joaquin Phoenix from signs Freaking out when he looks at the TV

Oh yeah, Cubs game is on. Better check the sco...

It's little bitch Andrew Tate saying "if all your children come from one woman, you are not a conqueror"

Bro, your beard can't even conquer that weak jaw line. Shut the fuck up.

That soundtrack 👌🏻

The kid looks like when Pinocchio turns into a real boy

Wildly unnecessary use of force putting the cuffs on her too. These men are fucking pathetic.

Why would we need more coins? What year is it?

Insane

So I'm assuming I don't have to pay taxes for this time period where the government doesn't operate, right?

Yeah Phoenix has second and third summer every year, so it's a constant tire pressure battle for me around this time

The spooky cauldron symbol has activated on my vehicle (It's the fucking low tire thing)

Okay, fuck spooky season

It's a kid from the black and white age listening to the radio

Super cool that the MLB streaming package gets me all of the games except for the important playoff games on ESPN, so here I am listening to radio broadcasts like a peasant from the 1940s

What the hell is gameThor? Is that a legit website?

a man and a woman are sitting in the stands of a basketball game . Alt: Cardi B enjoys some popcorn

They're definitely just sitting back and laughing while we implode

Nothing says being a warrior like being too afraid to say the word Fuck out loud to a group of adults

"Oh fuck you, you goddamn motherfucker"

(Me playing a video game described as a chill and cozy vibe experience)

a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a green truck and adjusting his hair . Alt: Edgar from Men in Black

It's the guy from Men in Black