Headzo

It's one of the worst fishing mini games in all of the cozy games

Well if you buy it, can you make another Star wars outlaws game because I love the other one

It's been awhile since I've seen Prometheus, but everything worked out fine when they breathed in that weird black shit, right?

What are you guys going to do with your tariff refund checks?

Premium bologna is just made from better quality assholes

The face of a man that gambled on a fart

3028 billionaires on the planet. If we just had 127 guillotines, and we did one drop per hour per guillotine, we could have this all sorted out in one day.

I also can't believe I'm now saying things like "10th end" and "three stone advantage"

Can't believe they blew that three stone advantage in the 10th end

Didn't we already do Thursday this week?

What the fuck is up, Denny's?

watching curling is like waiting for the dvd logo to land perfectly in the corner of the screen

Oh, is it what the fuck is on your forehead day?

Can we weaponize the 2012 Florida bath salt zombies to take on ICE?

What did the guy at the end of the human centipede do?

I miss when people used to be ashamed to do things like this

Just fill a gap on your resume by saying that you won season 6 of The Voice. No one will look and no one gives a fuck

Is the Canadian team touching each other's stones in there?

Not too worried about AI taking my job because I have a fallback career of being a data center arsonist.

Now @rageagainstmeme.bsky.social can do Matt Gaetz forehead posts until the sun explodes

Shitposts from the grave

Laura Loomer Ate Dog Food for a Company That Is Obsessed With “Masculinity” and Being “Naked” Even your internal organs can be MAGA, Loomer proved, in promoting a company whose brands also peddle “anti-woke” coffee, bison “organ” supplements, and first aid kits.

Maybe Laura Loomer is standing up for dogs rights because she eats dog food on her podcast?

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It's a snip from the curling subreddit where everyone has lost their minds and are fighting with each other about the Canadian player double touching the stone in the Olympic match

Hey if you want to get in a fight with some nerds, go on the curling subreddit and tell them your thoughts on the subtleties between cheating and purposely breaking a rule

Before you donate money to celebrities or their widows, just spend like 10 minutes doing a little research on them. You might not like what you find.

Bluesky says my dumb GIF post "failed to load blob"

I was trying to advertise my account with a GIF but it said "failed to load blob" and honestly that might be a better representation

hear me out

Gwar Trek

Did any of them talk about the special Refrigerator Perry figure? I think you had to buy other figures and send in the certificates and wait for him to show up in the mail

Peak late Gen X and elder Millennial is finding a weird porn magazine cache in the woods/desert

It would be a real shame if the catalytic converter thief genre of humans figures out these Flock surveillance cameras have RAM in them