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@simon-key.bsky.social

Author of a short little cosmic horror yarn called The Lurker in Obsidian https://amzn.eu/d/2522WgJ Lives in Skyrim and in the vicinity of Dunwich

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Those celebrating 'Alligator Alcatraz' would do well to remember that Ernst RΓΆhm was taken to Stadelheim Prison in Munich, and shot on
1 July 1934.

01.07.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Panel 1: character crying at a desk
Text: this IS hard

Panel 2: character is now drawing determinedly
Text:  but I can do it

Panel 1: character crying at a desk Text: this IS hard Panel 2: character is now drawing determinedly Text: but I can do it

Little gentle reminder to all the human creatives out there πŸ’ͺ

09.04.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 31887    πŸ” 6900    πŸ’¬ 253    πŸ“Œ 158

1. Yesterday I wrote a thread about the dire warnings from food professionals on the state of supply chains. Comfortable folk might find it impossible to imagine an end to the current abundance. But we'd better start imagining it fast.
THIS thread is about solutions - false ones and sound ones.

10.04.2025 06:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1676    πŸ” 579    πŸ’¬ 64    πŸ“Œ 44

I’d rather buy a car from this guy, thanks (it’d be a better one too)

12.03.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's always been the case that "buying" an ebook from amazon was only actually a loan they could rescind at any point, but lately Amazon have gone harder on this, and it is 100% so that they can wipe banned books from your libraries without your consent.

Buy direct from authors. Get your files.

16.02.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 7731    πŸ” 1943    πŸ’¬ 245    πŸ“Œ 135

Live your life so that when you die, some joyless schmuck is annoyed that his entire social media feed is a wall of people's posts talking about how much you and your work meant to them

17.01.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 28410    πŸ” 3125    πŸ’¬ 221    πŸ“Œ 103

She's had her arm nearly off, got it infected, went diving and got the bends and then when she got out of the water she got a surprise arrow in the shoulder. So she's doing well. I'll be tickety-boo in no time.

05.01.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is getting sad now, like when the nerd joins the school bullies and then they all turn on him when he won't nick an N64 game from Electronics Boutique down the town centre.

28.12.2024 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 514    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 4

Me facing 2025

21.12.2024 06:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Share a scene that makes you cry (happy or sad):

19.12.2024 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is talking on a yellow telephone ALT: a man is talking on a yellow telephone
19.12.2024 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œOnce you decide that a single vulnerable minority can be sacrificed, you’re operating within a fascist logic, because that means there might be a second one you’re willing to sacrifice, and a third, a fourth, and then what happens?”

15.12.2024 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1224    πŸ” 479    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 8
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Revealing the hidden benefits of birdsong Nature’s soundtrack matters: louder, richer birdsong can enhance wellbeing and deepen our connection with the outdoors

Did you know birdsong can boost your mood, mindfulness, and wellbeing? Protecting nature’s soundtrack is essential.
@natbzielonka.bsky.social & @simon-butler.bsky.social report. From @ConversationUK -- thanks!

Birdsong Conservation

eastangliabylines.co.uk/environment/...

15.12.2024 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 208    πŸ” 60    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 3

Going to see the Augur of Dunlain? Take a book, or snacks, or a Rubik's cube, or something. If you thought talking to Hermeus Mora was a slog...

11.12.2024 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't. Use. AI. Images. To. Promote. Your. Work.

I will block you.

08.12.2024 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with long dark hair is standing in a crowd of people . ALT: a woman with long dark hair is standing in a crowd of people .
08.12.2024 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Marvel Premiere 14 (3436)

Marvel Premiere 14 (3436)

06.12.2024 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 354    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1
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Carrie Ann Lucas, Disability Rights Activist and Attorney, Dies Following Denial From Insurance Company Carrie Ann Lucas was instrumental in getting the Colorado legislature to pass the β€œFamily Preservation for Parents with Disability Act,” which aims to ensure that parents with disabilities are not dis...

Seems like posting tributes to Carrie Ann Lucas is the thing to do huh

rewirenewsgroup.com/2019/02/25/c...

06.12.2024 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 3445    πŸ” 1398    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 98
An ugly alien creature with large eyes and a long nose, strapped to a table. They say they're a prisoner of America. So Say We All.

An ugly alien creature with large eyes and a long nose, strapped to a table. They say they're a prisoner of America. So Say We All.

Nukie (1987)

A terrible film that gave birth to the perfect meme that sums up my (our) life. πŸ₯°

04.12.2024 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 183    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

It is what is fuckin' best in life! 🀘

05.12.2024 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Do come ba-ack'

05.12.2024 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Challenge: Use 'Prisencolinensinainciusol' in a sentence.

03.12.2024 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone asked me: How can we maintain our frequency once we have raised our vibration?
So I said:
You must perform the Quirkafleeg which will reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
Was I wrong?

03.12.2024 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Night breed. Classic Elfman.

03.12.2024 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I want one.

03.12.2024 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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70s kids animated series about a bowler-hatted gent who frequented a magical tailor's shop that gave him a different outfit each episode which sent him on an adventure in the profession associated with that outfit.

02.12.2024 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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