Brian Holmes

Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside 500 Muppets: There goes Mr Asshole! There Goes Mr Bitch!

with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs

here's one of mine

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

coffee with cream and no sugar is superior to both coffee with cream and sugar, and coffee with nothing, but they're all pretty good and I respect all three choices
coffee with sugar and no cream is an insane drink for psychopaths

People get irate when you don’t “perform” poverty correctly.

What a mild way to say "this is against the law and has been anathema since the founding of this country."

Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs

Industrial Revolution Provides Millions Of Out-Of-Work Children With Jobs https://theonion.com/industrial-revolution-provides-millions-of-out-of-work-1819571223/

I only learned how to pronounced it because an episode of the 60s UK sci fi show Thunderbirds featured a radio host named Rick O'Shea who's show was branded as such. Also he broadcast from outer space which led me to believe for a time that real radio stations also did this

Image from the "Star Trek: Voyager" episode where Janeway and her crew discover Amelia Earhart on some far off planet.

We already know what happened to Amelia Earhart!

Ironically, I can't see it (yay uk censorship laws)

It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/

New E-Toilet To Revolutionize Online Shitting

New E-Toilet To Revolutionize Online Shitting https://theonion.com/new-e-toilet-to-revolutionize-online-shitting-1819565332/

If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk.

Hemophilia is kind of a mean name for a disease. "Hey check it out this guy *loves* bleeding." It's got "stop hitting yourself" energy

can we talk about how many people have managed to demonize both enjoying food and enjoying sex? you're literally a living thing. like that's the whole point of being an earth animal. jesus.

like so many products to come out of silicon valley in the last decade or so, AI is a legal innovation masquerading as a tech innovation. the legal theory seems to be that AI is entitled to everything but liable for nothing.

Men only want 2 things.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're in a modern 1990s looking house, on a white pleather cushy couch. There's some flowers in a vase in the background, and an arty sculpture on display behind him. Worf is sitting, in uniform, and having a cup of tea in a wee little teacup. He's holding the cup in one hand, pinky up AS ONE DOES, and holding the tea cup saucer in the other. He's concentrating and looking serious. Closed caption reads, "Good tea...Nice house."

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The thing I fall back on is simple:

“You were taught cotton was the cash crop of the south. You were lied to. The cash crop of the south was human beings - particularly in the upper south. Slave owners forcibly bred human beings and then sold them for a profit. Sometimes their very own children.”

A selfie of Red holding a print copy of Aurora Volume 1 in front of a shelf of several other books and two more copies of Aurora.

found it!

Don't you dare threaten me with a good time, man.

She's just like me fr

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring.

probably the funniest use of wplace i've seen so far

Jennifer of the Jungle swings from a vine alongside Spider-Man, also swinging on his web. They arrive at a wooden bed marked by a sign that says 'PAUL', with a candle atop the stump of a tree used as a bedside table. Jennifer: Paul is GONE! Panel from Spidey Super Stories #9 (1975)