How to Brine a Turkey, by H.P. Lovecraft
This time of year all cabbalists, daemonologists, magicians, and the like share amongst their number one scrap of forbidden knowledge: that soakin...
"One day before roasting the turkey, bring one-quart water, the essential saltes of a long-dead ancestor, bay leaves, and spices to a simmer, stirring until your Ancestor has dissolved. Let cool for 5 minutes."
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Yes!!!!!
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Whoever you are, be yourself as hard as you can. Donโt try to be anyone other than you. Thatโs what Iโve told my son.
27.11.2024 21:27 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Found Waldo
Brown dog on a colorful rug with a red chew rope
Ivanka Trump coat at Goodwill
Soylent green
Here you go. Hope it helps.
27.11.2024 20:42 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Just checking. Iโm glad you are ok. From one libtard who cares โบ๏ธ
27.11.2024 20:07 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Itโs how Trump handled the Covid numbers. Stop testing and the number of cases goes down.
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That was it. Thanks.
27.11.2024 19:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
From what I understand, we wonโt be seeing many more reports like this. Texas is planning to stop reporting these deaths. Iโll look for the article when I get to better signal.
27.11.2024 18:34 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0
He does, yes. He is my rock.
He likes pets, but we donโt have a huge house and we both work so we have all the animals we can handle right now.
27.11.2024 17:42 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Yep. Iโd adopt more but my husband would kill me. Right now we have one dog and two cats.
27.11.2024 17:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Lots, over the years. Why?
27.11.2024 17:14 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Iโm seeing more trolls in replies recently. They canโt be satisfied with having TwitX as a platform. They feel the need to pee in this pool as well. Sigh
27.11.2024 17:13 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
No, itโs a Petco. We were volunteering at a pet adoption event.
27.11.2024 17:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Are you feeling ok? You seem angry.
27.11.2024 17:03 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Thank you.
27.11.2024 16:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Nugget. My son named him because he looked like a little chicken nugget when we met him.
27.11.2024 16:37 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
This was the plan. Nominate Gaetz, he drops out, we celebrate, Bondi steps in and, โAt least sheโs not Gaetz!โ And they donโt look too closely at her ideology and voting record.
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I was 12 in 1981 and absolutely in love with Bennu!
20.11.2024 22:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I loved Wizards and Warriors!
How about:
The Phoenix
20.11.2024 22:09 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I am poorly informed, she said after doing some quick googling. Sigh.
20.11.2024 22:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Texas Military Department? I didnโt know we had one of those. And I sure as heck havenโt heard anything about warfare happening on islands in the Rio Grande. Seems like that would have been in the news?
20.11.2024 22:02 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Purple coat with black fur ruff, Ivanka Trump label, Goodwill tag for $19.99.
Saw this at Goodwill in Allen Tx. It made me smile. I didnโt give it a home.
17.11.2024 17:50 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Iโm walking more than I used to. Today Nugget and I walked five miles on Trinity trail out by Lake Lavon. We saw about six white tailed dear altogether, and a couple of hawks. It was so peaceful.
17.11.2024 17:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Can I get an Amen?
15.11.2024 19:53 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Who the heck elected Musk toโฆanything? Isnโt this really, really illegal?
15.11.2024 17:07 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
And this is Nugget:
15.11.2024 15:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
First Post. Iโm liking Bluesky much more thanโฆother places.
This is my family:
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Happy birthday! From Nugget.
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