Chris Neri

Bovino is toast. I don't think the Lollipop Guild will even take him back.

One thing we can agree on, is that we are all waiting on the McDs to do it's job.

Although I'm also not looking forward to the terrible modern press milking the hell out of it and diefying him.

CBS is like "all 15 seasons of 'Internal Investigations: Miami', a show you had no idea ever existed, now streaming on Paramount+."

Some guy commented on my Bongino post saying what I typed was "a bunch of nonce." So I have that going for me.

Um, excuse me, it's radical left REBEL scum.

Rex Manning will return in Avengers: Doomsday.

I try not to talk shit about people, but I get the vibe that Dan Bongino has for sure killed and eaten a dog with his hands.

My humor is very current. If you disagree? You can cash me outside.

Five people are depicted standing in a line, all wearing robes and hoods, which are different colors. Starting from the left, the first person is in a brown robe, and above them are the words "Flat Earther". The second person is in a red robe, and above them are the words "Anti vaxxer". The third person is in a white robe, and above them are the words "Moon landing denier". The fourth person is in a black robe, and above them are the words "Climate change denier". The fifth person is in a blue robe, and above them are the words "Chemtrails believer". Below the line of people are the words "The Illiterati".

🪬🧿 The Illiterati made me laugh

#flatearthers #antivaxxers #moonlanding #climatechangedenier #chemtrails #illiterati #conspiracy #denial #beliefs #science #alttext

If I found the Necronomicon I wouldn't read it. It would just indefinitely sit on my huge "books I haven't gotten around to reading yet" pile.

Free idea: A new remake of The Crow...but Eric Draven's old band was a ska band.

Photo of two X posts. The first post by Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa_bs ...) from 20 hours ago states: "I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I know we are 'used to it' but it is absolutely insane." The post includes a profile picture and a verification badge. The second post by George Conway (@...) from 11 hours ago is a quote of the first post, featuring emojis (fist, U.S. flag, fire) and a profile picture.

This is what Trumpism has wrought.

AI-created art for commercial purposes, in addition to being unethical, just looks completely soulless and stupid. I really want this trend to end already.

We are all James T. Kirk.

Something about the MAGA movement no one talks about is that it's been going on for ten years, and it's still not working.

This time last year there were "RFK Jr for president" people. They're silent about it now because they're dead from, like measles, or something stupid.

We all know who
#GovenorFuckFace is right?

So yeah, this is pretty great. Go Toxie!

To the Bluesky community and everyone who follows and fights.

Cracker Barrel should really push this thing to the limit and release the Epstein Files.

We need a Steve Miller for the left.

Someone who’ll turn the Democratic Party into a big ol’ jetliner that’ll fly like an eagle, take the money and run. Abracadabra, just like that.

Dear Death,

Less Ozzys and more Hogans. Thanks!

Your buddy,

Neridog

Both the media and Congress are being silent on the old Trivago guy being disappeared and replaced.

As far as cult leaders go Trump could care less about his followers. At least Jim Jones drank with his cult members.

You'll never see me more annoyed than when I hear the riff to Werewolves of London and then Kid Rock starts singing.

The thing that was always the scariest to me was how he was Arnold Horshack from the neck up.

If anyone needs George Soros within the next two weeks, he's going to be busy making Venmo payments.

Conroe, TX had about 2k people show up, which was amazing. All my best to you, Paul!

It's me and my wife's 6 year anniversary today. Been a weekend of ink, yummy food, and good times. I love this beautiful person so much, I'm a lucky man 💗💗💗