Chris Neri

Five people are depicted standing in a line, all wearing robes and hoods, which are different colors. Starting from the left, the first person is in a brown robe, and above them are the words "Flat Earther". The second person is in a red robe, and above them are the words "Anti vaxxer". The third person is in a white robe, and above them are the words "Moon landing denier". The fourth person is in a black robe, and above them are the words "Climate change denier". The fifth person is in a blue robe, and above them are the words "Chemtrails believer". Below the line of people are the words "The Illiterati".

🪬🧿 The Illiterati made me laugh

#flatearthers #antivaxxers #moonlanding #climatechangedenier #chemtrails #illiterati #conspiracy #denial #beliefs #science #alttext

If I found the Necronomicon I wouldn't read it. It would just indefinitely sit on my huge "books I haven't gotten around to reading yet" pile.

Free idea: A new remake of The Crow...but Eric Draven's old band was a ska band.

Photo of two X posts. The first post by Asha Rangappa (@asharangappa_bs ...) from 20 hours ago states: "I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. I know we are 'used to it' but it is absolutely insane." The post includes a profile picture and a verification badge. The second post by George Conway (@...) from 11 hours ago is a quote of the first post, featuring emojis (fist, U.S. flag, fire) and a profile picture.

This is what Trumpism has wrought.

AI-created art for commercial purposes, in addition to being unethical, just looks completely soulless and stupid. I really want this trend to end already.

We are all James T. Kirk.

Something about the MAGA movement no one talks about is that it's been going on for ten years, and it's still not working.

This time last year there were "RFK Jr for president" people. They're silent about it now because they're dead from, like measles, or something stupid.

We all know who
#GovenorFuckFace is right?

So yeah, this is pretty great. Go Toxie!

To the Bluesky community and everyone who follows and fights.

Cracker Barrel should really push this thing to the limit and release the Epstein Files.

We need a Steve Miller for the left.

Someone who’ll turn the Democratic Party into a big ol’ jetliner that’ll fly like an eagle, take the money and run. Abracadabra, just like that.

Dear Death,

Less Ozzys and more Hogans. Thanks!

Your buddy,

Neridog

Both the media and Congress are being silent on the old Trivago guy being disappeared and replaced.

As far as cult leaders go Trump could care less about his followers. At least Jim Jones drank with his cult members.

You'll never see me more annoyed than when I hear the riff to Werewolves of London and then Kid Rock starts singing.

The thing that was always the scariest to me was how he was Arnold Horshack from the neck up.

If anyone needs George Soros within the next two weeks, he's going to be busy making Venmo payments.

Conroe, TX had about 2k people show up, which was amazing. All my best to you, Paul!

It's me and my wife's 6 year anniversary today. Been a weekend of ink, yummy food, and good times. I love this beautiful person so much, I'm a lucky man 💗💗💗

Free idea: A Leonard Cohen/Johnny Paycheck mashup called 'Take this Waltz and Shove It.'

All of Count Orloc's stocks took a nosedive. You could say he took a Lossferatu.

Trump is going to end his term by saying "The Aristocrats!"

One of the things that upsets me about all of this is that the McDonald's just needs to do its job already.

"Make America Healthy Again" is the dumbest shit ever. I mean just the "Again" part alone.

Local alt-right podcasters, complete with full on racist and bigoted content, show up to a Trump protest under the guise of "having a civil conversation" because they feel they're owed a debate.they try to provoke, antagonize, and talk over whoever they're talking to generate "own the libs" content.

Imagine being the kind of person who was ever on board with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

I hate how billionaires have turned space travel into the wankiest most jerkoff shit ever. It's just rich people saying "Look how special we are!" NASA? Amazing work. Blue Origin? Also a thing. Like we shouldn't be rooting for the ship to crash and malfunction, is what I'm saying.