Kaspar Hauser VIII

Calling the requirement for a judicial warrant before entering a person’s home one of the Democrats’ “new restrictions on federal immigration agents” crosses the line into outright falsehood. It’s in the Bill of Rights! A rule as old as the republic.

No open seats near?

“Here’s the Darkness, please die democracy”

US Troops killed all the guards at Dachau for this kind of shit.

‘They need to be eating recycled cardboard, like recent grads in the 1970s did!’
Avocado Toast lives on into 2026.

What if we had an entire foreign policy based on the petty resentments and insecurities of mediocre weak men?

Trying to fight a war you already lost 30 years ago because of your stupid economic policies. Soooooo GOP

Passing little unsaid paternity tests on the regular.

It’s always fun to me when someone like this tries to tell you ‘what they really meant’ when their words were very clear about what they thought and believed. He absolutely hates Spanish speakers. Period. His local political pals probably do too, but are mad he said the quiet part extremely out loud

Schumer: ball’s in your court

Republicans: stab the ball, tear it apart, set it on fire, rip up the court and sell the turf to Bahrain

Schumer: hey you guys are out of balls

Republicans: we’re gonna kill your families

Schumer: ok we’ll pass funding for new balls but you’ve GOT to read the rules

A tweet from @ futurevictim_ that reads "the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard"

Never Forget

Do you get scared and/or angry driving into Home Depot parking lots? Well today there’s a halftime show just for you!

I really hope they bought a three minute superbowl ad for it.

These aholes think he showed restraint by not just shooting that little dog a dozen times.

Sure feels that way

Don’t let Ye see this.

But if we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, who will go on the Sunday shows?

Roster spending will continue to be cut until the excitement increases

Is there ANYTHING they won’t ’both sides’

the cool thing about mamdani is that literally everyone who freaked out about him sucks

“Audience” there, I fixed it for you.

Yep. Bring all the kids to our cousin’s house. Popcorn and treats and Wizard of Oz.

You see, the economy under Biden was the worst the world has ever seen. It will take at least a few generations of complete American serfdom under malevolent child molester billionaires for us to recover.
Did I do it right?

But but but ACCESS!
Damn our society sucks

Who is “she”?

Ah yes, the classic “doxing my son for cheap political theatre” move. This is how you can tell unmasking them is needed, and the arguments against it are complete bs
Abolish ICE

Are we sure this is real?

Is this that “darkness” they were talking about?