Charlotte 🌻

Jane Goodall reaches out and touches a small monkey.

Jane Goodall was my first childhood hero, as I loved animals as a kid and was inspired by her story. I still remember the National Geographic specials about her. RIP.

Before the pub: FLASH YA TITS ITS THURSDAY!!!

After the session: WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS ON A WORK NIGHT?!

😭😭

Tilly Bradshaw is such a breath of fresh air! The best character imo (I adore Poe) she’s hilarious!

How lucky are you to be married to someone like her ❤️

Drop a TRIO

👏🏼 👏🏼

*Visiting a friend who likes scented candles*

*Sniffs the air*

"Is that .... "

*sniffs again*

"... Gwyneth Paltrow's pussy?"

I love vacation because money isn’t real until next month when I get my credit card statement.

Sometimes I go on diets and I don’t see any results. That is the most difficult hour of my life.

Today, we remember and celebrate Janey Godley.

I judged my Dad too quickly for falling asleep on the sofa during a film at 8pm. I get it.

Sometimes, I’ll bib my horn & wave enthusiastically at a complete stranger.. Just for someone to think about me all day 🥰

Imagine how lonely this place will be when I start to have a sex life

I hate noise but I'm quickly realizing I hate silence more*

*on cue a leaf blower. OK fuck this

Ozzy Osbourne has passed away at the age of 76

A haunted house filled with women saying "I'M FINE"

I think a new tattoo would fix… something.

I’m here for a good time, not a shlong time.

~ lesbians

a lion cub from the lion king is asking kavu ALT: a lion cub from the lion king is asking kavu

Simba walked, so Kovu could run! - Me, aged 8.

i said turn around bright eyes, you pos

a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking at the camera

Horner Sacked..
#F1

a man in a suit and tie is looking at a cartoon of people holding hands in front of a rainbow and sun . Alt: Gif of Lionel hutz imagining a world without lawyers where everyone is joyous and holding hands and dancing

"F1 without Christian Horner??"

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy! 🙃

Music is what feelings sound like

I’ll bring the cherries 🍒

Happy Birthday to drummer Ringo Starr born in Liverpool, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 85 years ago today.

What are some of your favourite songs that showcase Ringo Starr?
#RingoStarr

If I was travelling through a desert on a horse, I would definitely name it at some point.

Sometimes, you need to stop & appreciate all the greenery that you get to piss on - Bentley, Labrador, aged 10.

#dogsofbluesky

I fucking love the bitches (endearing) that love and support other bitches (endearing)! None of that secret jealousy stuff. There’s plenty of room at the top for all of us bitches (endearing)! 🩷🩷🩷