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@michael-702.bsky.social

MCB, with Bars.

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Everything will be fine.

Until it isn't.

24.10.2025 02:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is how I know that someone learned everything they know about geo-political conflicts by playing Risk.

The closest russian railway to the Bering Strait is 2850 km away, and the closest town on the road network in a mere 1800 km.

22.10.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*yet

14.10.2025 16:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 246    ๐Ÿ” 17    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I was scritching a Rhodesian Ridgeback's ear. When I stopped, he took my hand in his mouth, brought it back to about the place it was when I was scratching him, and released my hand.

"Yes, sir."

13.10.2025 00:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท

How long until russia has a case of Dutch disease?

๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท๐ŸŒท

09.10.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll see you Brezhnev-era medical supplies, and call with Khrushchev-era tanks.

03.10.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

97% of recent russian vehicle losses were non-armoured, with almost half of them being motorcycles.

Random deaths by air, or artillery, have been replaced by bespoke drone attacks.

Is this Steampunk?

02.10.2025 02:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dmitry Peskov is 57 years old.

No โ€” seriously.

28.09.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Running the Red Queen's race ... and losing.

28.09.2025 00:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My uncle was a general in the British Army, and met Queen Elizabeth II.

I can get to King Charles in two as well.

27.09.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still think Ukraine should name a missile "Falling Debris".

24.09.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There are no good choices left โ€” which flavor of bad choice do you think they'll go for?

Or a bit of everything to spread the pain?

22.09.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rule # 1 for cos-playing 1917: Kill the Tsar, or die with the Tsar.

19.09.2025 02:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At the front ... under the front ...
You say tomato ... I say tomato ...

19.09.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Only because Medvedev is not a region.

14.09.2025 19:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

From The Guardian:

"Russian government data shows it issued 60,000 more prosthetic limbs in 2024 than in 2021 โ€“ a 65% increase."

So ... business is booming?

08.09.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, come on โ€” he turned his nation into a pariah, excluded from the Olympics, and the World Championships in several sports.

That must count for something.

02.09.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every day at work, millenials call the # symbol "hashtag" and if I could reach through the phone and strangle them, I would

01.09.2025 15:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 189    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

It doesn't appear to have any significant refits.

And on top of that, it's nuclear powered โ€” it may be refuelling time.

19.08.2025 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Speculation is that the "Pyotr Velikiy" will be retired once the Nakhimov is handed back over the navy.

19.08.2025 20:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pretty flamingo ...

18.08.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, parts of him are in one of the best medical centers in the country.

18.08.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The best song with a woman's name in the title is Lola.

I will not be taking any questions.

17.08.2025 03:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If any photo deserved the caption "Surprise, motherf***er!"

15.08.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Defeat, devalue, or default?

07.08.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

C.

It's just a matter of time.

06.08.2025 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There have been reports of aircraft being grounded because they were scavenged for parts.

05.08.2025 15:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So a 10% pay cut ... and a lot more after inflation.

04.08.2025 16:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Today, Marv Levy turned 1๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ0๏ธโƒฃ

03.08.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 143    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

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