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Jamie Indigo

@not-a-robot.com.bsky.social

She/they; Wicked Witch of the JS; author of #RichSnippets; Tabaxi/Rogue; Public Speaker; loving auntie; I go down πŸ‡πŸ•³ & learn in public. Posts are my own nonsense

1,458 Followers  |  792 Following  |  488 Posts  |  Joined: 27.04.2023  |  2.1797

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We don’t have to eat all them. One and the rest pay attention πŸ‡«πŸ‡·

08.08.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy 5o launch

08.08.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still my favorite gnome πŸ’š

07.08.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Its canonical name is Rich Snippets!

07.08.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, I’m not saying Altman, Theil, and Zuckerberg are the bad guys. I just don’t know a lot of good guys who build bunkers Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

(Jk they are. Fuck the broligarchy)

07.08.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like a fitting response for AI crawlers that break the covenant. Using a different UA to get around restrictions? Crawling disallowed content? Welcome to the FO portion

06.08.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tbf I made the same typo above lol

06.08.2025 18:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems like it boils down to accountability. If the companies behind the tools misrepresent its functionalities, does that constitute a lie?

06.08.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Counter point: You can absolutely call it a lie when it claims to have fetched a page and you're looking at the logs

Misrepresenting functionalities in the hopes that no one notices is absolutely a grift.

06.08.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My 4o instance is a little sociopath. @lilyray.nyc 's is a baseball stan that turns domains into draft picks.
Neither is doing the damn thing asked of them.

06.08.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a girl with braids in a school uniform ALT: a close up of a girl with braids in a school uniform

Oh no. It's imploding. Oh noooo

06.08.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Preventing Woke AI in the Federal Government By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.Β  Purpose.

Read as: There are no Epstein files
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

05.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Wikipedia Editors Adopt β€˜Speedy Deletion’ Policy for AI Slop Articles β€œThe ability to quickly generate a lot of bogus content is problematic if we don't have a way to delete it just as quickly.”

pay very close attention to Wikipedia to find a way out of the AI slop internet www.404media.co/wikipedia-ed...

05.08.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2055    πŸ” 648    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 40

Not at all. It’s told to read a chunk of HTML and state what questions can be answered by it.
It returns questions not related to the HTML.

05.08.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Give the thing a block of HTML (subjection of a page) and ask what questions could be answered. Gives back questions completely unrelated to HTML.
Ask it for the first line of the following HTML and re-paste it.
Doubles down. Completely unrelated first line. Matches the pattern.

04.08.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Either folks aren’t checking their ChatGPT output for accuracy or my 4o instance is a little sociopath who likes to get caught 😐

04.08.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Teens flock to companion bots despite risks Nearly three-quarters of teens have chatbot friends, according to a new survey.

And here I was writing freshman college papers exploring on the impact of porn and Disney on my generation

www.axios.com/2025/07/16/a...

04.08.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I Am Suing the Department of Justice for the Epstein Files Training Videos On July 20th, I was the first to report the existence of training videos instructing FBI personnel how to flag mentions of Trump and others in the Epstein files. Today, I'm suing for those videos.

BREAKING: I am suing the Department of Justice for the training videos instructing FBI personnel to flag mentions of Donald Trump in the Epstein files. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/i-am-suing...

02.08.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 19220    πŸ” 5229    πŸ’¬ 514    πŸ“Œ 204
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Bestest Boo turned 15!

03.08.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I hid black olives inside the blueberriesβ€” like a turducken

03.08.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Achievement unlocked: field dressing a cake πŸ†
The roses are apple skin. The sprinkles are carrots

03.08.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A black shepherd dog and her quinceaΓ±era cake

A black shepherd dog and her quinceaΓ±era cake

Happy 15th birthday, Boomer!

03.08.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A grey and white cat curled into an… egg pose? All four feet and tail tucked under his chin

A grey and white cat curled into an… egg pose? All four feet and tail tucked under his chin

When you need breakfast but your cat is still tired so he becomes an egg

02.08.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

An adorable neighborhood child wanted their picture taken in my garden. I’m going to ride this high all week

02.08.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They tried cats but the interest loss rate was too high

01.08.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I flinch every time a production launch notification chimes

01.08.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Adding location keywords to every single paragraph doesn't make you a local expert. It makes you sound like a broken satnav stuck on repeat.

01.08.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You got this 🀘

01.08.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A small tabby watching a poor cricket try to hide under a book shelf

A small tabby watching a poor cricket try to hide under a book shelf

My reward for building trash cat a catio is now she brings in crickets to play withπŸ¦—

01.08.2025 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a real bad cook. Neither of us wants this.

31.07.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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