We donβt have to eat all them. One and the rest pay attention π«π·
08.08.2025 19:31 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@not-a-robot.com.bsky.social
She/they; Wicked Witch of the JS; author of #RichSnippets; Tabaxi/Rogue; Public Speaker; loving auntie; I go down ππ³ & learn in public. Posts are my own nonsense
We donβt have to eat all them. One and the rest pay attention π«π·
08.08.2025 19:31 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy 5o launch
08.08.2025 01:51 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Still my favorite gnome π
07.08.2025 23:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Its canonical name is Rich Snippets!
07.08.2025 23:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Look, Iβm not saying Altman, Theil, and Zuckerberg are the bad guys. I just donβt know a lot of good guys who build bunkers Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
(Jk they are. Fuck the broligarchy)
Seems like a fitting response for AI crawlers that break the covenant. Using a different UA to get around restrictions? Crawling disallowed content? Welcome to the FO portion
06.08.2025 22:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tbf I made the same typo above lol
06.08.2025 18:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seems like it boils down to accountability. If the companies behind the tools misrepresent its functionalities, does that constitute a lie?
06.08.2025 17:31 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Counter point: You can absolutely call it a lie when it claims to have fetched a page and you're looking at the logs
Misrepresenting functionalities in the hopes that no one notices is absolutely a grift.
My 4o instance is a little sociopath. @lilyray.nyc 's is a baseball stan that turns domains into draft picks.
Neither is doing the damn thing asked of them.
Read as: There are no Epstein files
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
pay very close attention to Wikipedia to find a way out of the AI slop internet www.404media.co/wikipedia-ed...
05.08.2025 15:43 β π 2055 π 648 π¬ 10 π 40Not at all. Itβs told to read a chunk of HTML and state what questions can be answered by it.
It returns questions not related to the HTML.
Give the thing a block of HTML (subjection of a page) and ask what questions could be answered. Gives back questions completely unrelated to HTML.
Ask it for the first line of the following HTML and re-paste it.
Doubles down. Completely unrelated first line. Matches the pattern.
Either folks arenβt checking their ChatGPT output for accuracy or my 4o instance is a little sociopath who likes to get caught π
04.08.2025 23:36 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0And here I was writing freshman college papers exploring on the impact of porn and Disney on my generation
www.axios.com/2025/07/16/a...
BREAKING: I am suing the Department of Justice for the training videos instructing FBI personnel to flag mentions of Donald Trump in the Epstein files. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/i-am-suing...
02.08.2025 17:47 β π 19220 π 5229 π¬ 514 π 204Bestest Boo turned 15!
03.08.2025 23:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I hid black olives inside the blueberriesβ like a turducken
03.08.2025 22:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Achievement unlocked: field dressing a cake π
The roses are apple skin. The sprinkles are carrots
A black shepherd dog and her quinceaΓ±era cake
Happy 15th birthday, Boomer!
03.08.2025 17:06 β π 24 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0A grey and white cat curled into anβ¦ egg pose? All four feet and tail tucked under his chin
When you need breakfast but your cat is still tired so he becomes an egg
02.08.2025 17:37 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An adorable neighborhood child wanted their picture taken in my garden. Iβm going to ride this high all week
02.08.2025 02:57 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They tried cats but the interest loss rate was too high
01.08.2025 16:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I flinch every time a production launch notification chimes
01.08.2025 16:42 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Adding location keywords to every single paragraph doesn't make you a local expert. It makes you sound like a broken satnav stuck on repeat.
01.08.2025 15:02 β π 4 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0You got this π€
01.08.2025 16:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A small tabby watching a poor cricket try to hide under a book shelf
My reward for building trash cat a catio is now she brings in crickets to play withπ¦
01.08.2025 15:09 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm a real bad cook. Neither of us wants this.
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