Tim Lemke

Merely, “an author.” Amazing.

So the “everyone should be armed” second amendment crowd is using the fact the a man was armed (maybe) as justification?

Is this right?

Lots of worried people out there. That’s GOOD

(Made this for Instagram but reposting)

And her last words were, "That's fine, dude. I'm not mad at you."

In America, you can be killed by the police for trying to do a simple K-turn.

As a Maryland grad, it is amusing to see the Terp there. As if we have such a rich football tradition.

Our greatest chance at surviving this hellscape is their collective stupidity.

LOL.

“I’ve been shot!”

“Source?????”

It seems like they are doing that for situations where there are multiple games with varying impacts. The three division-deciding games have exclusive windows because only those teams are impacted by the result.

I want to meet the woman who is 4’2” and 271 pounds.

Bazball or bust, and they went with bust.

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

Never knew this about Walt Bond! He batted cleanup for me in my recent 1964 Strat o Matic league.

Sounds like an awful way to exist.

Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:

Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.

If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.

Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.

My 12-year-old loves Son but I sent him to bed after LAFC was down 2-0 at half. He’s gonna be so mad at me today….

I don’t get it either.

Not sure why there'd be any delta between Bonds and Clemens. Both are obvious HOFers based on the numbers. It's just about whether or not you care or not that they cheated.

LOL

I am quite certain we can solve the world’s energy problems by finding a way to channel the intensity of Max Scherzer starting Game 7 of the World Series.

World Series Game 6 coverage opens with Rush’s “Subdivisions.” I want to run through a wall. Geddy Lee and Jays fans approve.

Nooo.

Dodgers are learning that it's not enough to have a couple guys playing well. Shohei may be able to do everything, but he can't do everything. And Blue Jays are getting contributions from everyone, including guys making $700k.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but last night's 18-inning game sorta underscores why the ghost runner is fine for the regular season. A game like that is great in October. But on a random Tuesday night in May? Eh. But I do think introducing the runner in the 11th or 12th might make more sense.

“Jeez. What is it with these guys?”

Kinda works!

Perhaps it’s bunching, but Maryland-UCLA took absolutely forever. Seems to be an issue for Maryland in particular.

To Maryland football: you know how to *take* the lead, you just don't know how to *hold* the lead. And that's really the most important part of the leading: the holding. Anybody can just take them.

I think all postseason teams must be forced to play one game with their worst regular season lineup. Like, I need to see the Dodgers start Matt Sauer and have Michael Conforto in left.

Good for BWI

If both a batter and pitcher know that a walk allows a run, and the batter ends up walking...what does that tell us? Batters swung at 31% of balls outside the zone in 2025. In 2002, it was 18 percent. The number of actual strikes thrown has been declining for years. Swing less, get on base more.