poggington bear ⚧️

im so fucking tired

just a lil fact abt me ive been in childcare for years and only recently learned it was Mon-te-s-sori and not mon-te-ros-si

fb marketplace should let u search categories by colour

Montresori childcare ranks #1 in helping kickstart careers in bricklaying for children ages 0-5

brisbane missed connections: i was in kmart n ur v young kid said "that person is wearing a mask." i said "i have a cold so im wearing bc i dont want anyone else to get sick" and i heard you saying "that's very nice of that person, isnt it?" to ur kid. it was a nice experience

brisbane missed connections: i was being tailgated by a truck and there was a car in front of me and when i tried to get into the left lane you sped up so i was essentially trapped. i beeped and gave you the finger bc it was scary lol n u flipped me off too but u were 100% at fault

ive JUST realised i know when jerma is reading a chat message because he uses the same voice a teacher would when repeating a question before answering it

(angora rabbits)

agoraphobia? no, you misheard me. im scared shitless by those rabbits that make wool

October Monster 16
Plagueborn Pariah

Fan animation of @onsta.bsky.social and @dilfosaur.bsky.social 😊😊 (the quality is so bad on Bluesky, forgive me 😭)

Wasn’t sure which mode I liked, daytime or nighttime, so here’s both!

Thanks to these two for the hilarious TGAA streams that got me through my animation projects ☺️☺️☺️

Variant Lit mag logo on photo of moon in blue afternoon sky with text POETRY AND PROSE SUBMISSIONS OPEN OCTOBER 21

accidental stolen valour from participating in fundraising

i think that only works for women because ive been bald as a nonbinary and all it did was make me bald 😓 the first time was for the world's greatest shave and then we went to a walk for cancer and, well, i did get asked if i had cancer. which i didnt

@dimension20.bsky.social who was the tableaux artist again? i dont want to tag the wrong artist to ask

only one very beautiful and clever woman has liked this post, and she is the wisest of us all

bunnings has an extremely functional website and their app works well too! #lying

for sale:
labubu clothes
never worn

djinn rummy

it feels rude to be so repulsed by cockroaches when i live on planet bug

We are LIVE!!! Come hang out!! gutter.show/watch

ouuugh could u pause i have to drop my partner at work and i expect the entire world to stop for me

i was gonna use skelly but i was like. i personally have no interest in men so tisiphone is the more honest joke

in Italy the movie “The Stuff” is called “The Ice Cream That Kills” which feels like a @bransonreese.bsky.social bit

weird phenomenon i keep encountering where “writers” correctly identify the soul-sucking danger that large language models pose to their craft, but for some reason have no problem using generative AI to make images. like….are you stupid!!!!

When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.

When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.

not even The Ghoul?

Hi #portfolioday! I'm Grendel. I'm an illustrator who loves working both traditionally and digitally. I'm available for work, email or DM me if you're interested!✨

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✉️ grendelquery@gmail.com

October Monster 15
Coiled Likeness

the sugar that makes you sad is called morose