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The flopping is so annoying as a strategy
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Satou Sabally has been diagnosed with a concussion and is ruled out for Game 4 tomorrow. This is a huge loss for Phoenix, as Satou has been one of their leading scorers so far in this series.

Honestly, I'm relieved that it seems it's not a more serious injury to her neck or spine.

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I never realized how frail the Aces were. These “fouls” seems so hard on them
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AT gets mugged but then Bonner is a foul!?!?
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WNBA BEST LEAGUE IN THE WORLD

It’s never been clearer that some stars get a whistle and others get punished
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AT it’s time for the public team shaming. Get them together and finish this
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Did he say “gathering her emotionally”? Shut up
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Uh oh, AT smiling, danger!
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Knee wraps and ankle braces all around!
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Cathy I know you set some Etsy witches on this, don’t lie

Why are the cameras following an injured player to the locker room? How about some privacy? I was pissed when the camera zoomed in above Kelsey Mitchell the other day when she was injured. Just leave them alone when they’re vulnerable. #WNBA we don’t need to see everything

I guess no one deserves a drive foul as much as A’ja
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Mercury we need offensive rebounds. I’m begging now
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REPLAY. THE. FOULS.
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Cathy refs is so funny 😂

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Ankle braces for everyone!
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Mercury hot on the 3s with a cross court pass from AT!
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The Aces have been known to do a bit of flopping but Satou def got her on that one
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To the Gods of Sinew, Bone, and Joint we make this offering:

Cathy Engelbert has secured herself as sacrifice to prevent further injury of players in this league. Please collect her at your leisure

Amen
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Everybody on fire tonight, pure basketball
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It’s fully out rn. No tail to be seen. Loop it three times! Minimum!

There will be no more injuries. Absolutely not. We get to sacrifice Cathy if anyone even breaks a nail
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They make grippy hair ties dammit

Come on Mercury, feed the rook for those 3s
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That’s right AT!!!
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Oh great, who woke JL up after her season-long nap?
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I would but I’m afraid of snakes

A lot of nerves on the court so far
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My Betrayal List:

Salmon
Cathy Engelbert
Door handles that catch my belt loops
8th grade teacher
Inseams
Falsies

We have two starters in to their 5. Fever have fought hard
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