a noble platypus

james carville should be eating tapioca and watching the price is right in a nursing home

get these old ass reptiles the fuck outta here already. how many brilliantly WRONG observations does this dinosaur have left??

im fine with him putting ghislaine on the golf course, i just wanna hear what she knows first

doesnt he look like he'd be the ass-birth of ted cruz and kyle rittenhouse? he has that snivelly face with the pointy nose

this is why i never had kids. i figure i might have 20 years left if im lucky. i guess i get to watch america die

usually i get mad at ms paint memes but this one is perfect

The same system that upholds a GENOCIDE in Gaza, is NOT above doing the same atrocities here in America.

You think you're safe because you're a citizen? Lol!!

They will strip you of citizenship, label you a terrorist and throw you into a camp.

CNN will have a pannel who all agree you are guilty.

today i learned what a chyron is

(its the text displayed during live/breaking news like this. the chyron here is the epstein line at the bottom, if youre too lazy to look it up)

i loved ozzy too but why are you so sad?

the man has been decaying for 20+ years before our eyes

im glad its over for him

im sad hes not here anymore but the world isnt really a nice place anymore

i guess you could say that im jealous

"this man will never have to work another day in his life, and he'll justify this by blaming people like me. for some reason, im HAPPY for him"

do you hear how you sound? im not fucking happy for him. society just made him a millionaire

it isnt consequence its reward

anypony upset about this needs to touch grass

sorry for the loss

i will check it out but for my money the best breakdown of takeover/ether was rap critics boxing style review!

jorfle epstien!!!

if bluesky changed some internal wiring behind the scenes to fuck up jazcos script, thats pretty fucked up. i should have the right to wipe my bluesky history like a coward if i please. if the company wants to stalk me they can do it like real humans: take screenshots

bsky.jazco.dev/cleanup

new york times never gonna learn LMAO

he doesnt like you! stop it! have a sense of shame

YouTube video by 예나오디오 The Mask • Cuban Pete • Chick Chicky Boom • 4K & HQ Sound

all i can see is the cuban pete scene from the mask

chick chicky boom indeed

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRF_...

but weve tried nothing and we're all out of options!!!

a man is sitting on a couch with his feet up and pointing up . ALT: a man is sitting on a couch with his feet up and pointing up .

hey im down, but i wont be the involved in the first shots lmao

just standing around waiting i reckon

They call me Cuban Pete
I'm the king of the rumba beat
When I play the maracas I go
chick-chicky-boom
chick-chicky boom

Yessir, I'm Cuban Pete
I'm the craze of my native street
When I start to dance everything goes
chick-chicky-boom
chick-chicky boom

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRF_...

he has memories of the real thing. thats why he was buddied up with elon, he wanted to extract them with neuralink. clearly the tech didnt work!

who does this fat fuck think he is?

stay the fuck away from my soda

one of the few pleasures i have left

because we have an emperor now

and a fucking stupid one at that

and of COURSE bluesky absolutely mauls the file! nice job guys LOL

files.catbox.moe/gdlmep.gif

i went through a lot of work (and three websites) to get this .gif for you guys

why are news anchors not spoonering his name 'accidentally'?

"and tonight, our guest Howard Nutlick joins us from Baltimore, a city he generally finds unpleasant"

i feel like brioche is overdone these days but this is still quite lovely

(i prefer brioche for chicken sandwiches, less so on beef)

just a preference though. im not gonna push the plate away if thats on it

yea im not on any #notallmen kinda shit, i know most of us suck

but im not gonna get mad at nancy pelosi and hop on her posts and tell her she has pancake titties or something

its rude

dear god in heaven,

i dont know if youre real or not, or if youre involved in our manufacture. if you are, youre getting lazy. quit copying & pasting shit and make some decent humans again.

please stop making this model of human. it is defective.

thank you for your attention to this matter

amen

a man in a suit and tie is looking through a window ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking through a window

for reference, ted cruz also has The Face. theres something very snivelly about it idk

a man with a mask on his face is looking at himself in a mirror and the words somebody stop me are below him ALT: a man with a mask on his face is looking at himself in a mirror and the words somebody stop me are below him

its like if dave navarro wanted to be the mexican joker or something

this is one of the worst things ive ever seen