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Our outgoing mayor's big attack ad against his millennial challenger was that her parents helped pay for her kid's childcare so she must not be fiscally responsible or something. Older voters ate it up, but everyone under 45 immediately understood how bullshit that was.

Consent meme with two American flags saying "biscuit" and a British flag saying "Oy it's a scone innit?"

I had to get this out of my head like a tumor

Right. "Why don't we cook an 18 pound roast that feeds 10 people with leftovers more than once or twice a year?" is not that hard to figure out

I'm so excited for whatever extension Narduzzi signs this offseason that Pitt fans will be furious about in 3 years

Brent Key is so committed to staying at Georgia Tech that he's had them play like ass for a month to scare off suitors

You simply can't expect a youthful, immature 50 year old kid to act like an adult about these things

Samford's DBs were playing better than Arky's right now.

I think it's a lovely Michigan-Wazzu game

I don't expect them to win, but games in Auburn are always tough for Bama

Bama or A&M losing next week is the much easier path for them imo. Neither would be that shocking.

"Hegseth blows past legal limits" does work on a few levels

We couldn't have won the revolution without the strategic twink reserve we used to pay von Steuben, and I'm just glad someone is honoring that

Statue of some kind of 1700s student in a park

Meet me at the Greensboro Colonial Twink Statue if you want an ass kicking

I believe it, but it won't hit quite the same on TV over the damn cowbells

It's a real shame the Egg Bowl is in Starkvegas this year so we don't get to see Old Miss fans booing their own head coach

The longer this Kiffin thing drags on, the more it threatens to turn me into a statue avi guy yelling about honor and virtue or whatever

Saw someone that wanted a play kitchen and couldn't hit grant fast enough. Our kid loves making like meals for us in his, and everyone should get that chance.

This lady at a Greensboro, NC Harris Teeter wearing a "Jesus and Ramen Noodles" sweatshirt feels like a minor @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social character come to life

He stopped coaching and immediately looked 10 years younger. An inspiration

Humans need carbon and oxygen. Carbon monoxide detectors are just the nanny state trying to keep you from habit stacking 😤

Bad swastika thing with an eagle next to a statue of a stereotypical Italian chef

Even worse, they're honoring 2 axis powers at once

NATO turning France from the most bloodthirsty country on the continent into this was the greatest foreign policy success of all time.

Too many lids or just enough riot shields for when the kids get riled up?

He's never seen the movie and had never seen that picture before

Blonde toddler who would look a lot like McCauley Culken if you could see his face imitating the movie poster

A very fake sounding but real thing that just happened: my kid saw a picture of the Home Alone poster, thought he was looking at a picture of himself, and did the scream face

Good to know. Weirdly it's about that much fewer fakebux than retail money. Wonder if they stocked up a while back at a lower price

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For sure. UNT is pretty well set up though. The committee seems to default to the American champ unless someone really forces them not to.

12 teams defangs a lot of the stress. I can't bring myself to care about whether the 12th vs 13th best team in the country gets a shot at a national title.

Probably shouldn't be a surprise that posters on the last website for people who can read underrated the impact of a big dumb visual symbol