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elise // 24 // she/her // grad student // temporarily embarrassed lowbie // bluesky’s gayest, shitpostingest Evertonian // i’ve never read Hegel and you can’t make me // read my blog https://puddlesposting.beehiiv.com/

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Free Guy was an absolute piece of shit and I didn’t even choose to see it. One of the worst experiences I’ve ever had that didn’t actually matter.

18.02.2026 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like how I felt bad about saying I’m calmer about the bills than you and then you talked about being facedown in the snow for 20 minutes because of the bills

18.02.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi I started a podcast and you should listen to it

18.02.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Al Pacino as John Milton in β€œThe Devil’s Advocate” (1997)

Al Pacino as John Milton in β€œThe Devil’s Advocate” (1997)

Chaser Al Pacino be like: I’m a FAN of TRAN

14.02.2026 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Enjoyed the episode! I wonder if Dibling is homesick, considering that’s why he left Chelsea a few years back. The senior players need to be trying to help him feel welcome if they aren’t already. Over here it’s not uncommon for young players to live with veterans for that reason.

28.01.2026 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Shorty got a bull like Johnny Knoxville

28.01.2026 04:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
100% reasons to remember the name

25.01.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great interview. I remember him talking about why he picked #34 in his unveiling at the club, seems like a really interesting guy. Did he talk any more about his photography? I’d be really curious to hear about it.

22.01.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

🚨HOLY CRAP. An ICE whistleblower just revealed a secret memo authorizing ICE officers to break into homes without a judicial warrant, which DHS's own legal training materials say is unconstitutional!

ICE then hid the memo from the public, passing it along by word of mouth and private conversation.

21.01.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 27134    πŸ” 16086    πŸ’¬ 1142    πŸ“Œ 1642

What could possibly go wrong (we are about to hire someone terrible)

19.01.2026 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t see the game and all I can think is that while other games definitely hurt more this one was designed in a lab to cause Discourse (Josh doing weird bullshit, overtime rules, refball)

18.01.2026 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh playboy where cart thou

17.01.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah this game rules (I am still bad at the rhythm parts)

16.01.2026 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
A Quick Review Of A 4 Year Old Game Getting back in the swing of things

A Quick Review Of A 4 Year Old Game
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14.01.2026 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand

You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen

*Everyone has stories like this*

13.01.2026 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 19776    πŸ” 8244    πŸ’¬ 357    πŸ“Œ 357

Going back to playing rugby has been so good for me even if I don’t always feel that way. I’m the only person there who thinks or cares about my gender and get to feel like a part of something. Nobody should have that taken away from them

13.01.2026 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting told I’m β€œtoo picky” by a DL account is unbelievable lol fuck you

10.01.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh my goddddd

10.01.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

decided to start Unbeatable after picking it up in the steam sale and while I have genuienly never played a rhythm game and that part will probably kick my ass, I am already hooked by it

08.01.2026 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Renee Nicole Good was 37. She was murdered by an ICE agent in the street in broad daylight. What really happened to her will not be forgotten, minimized, or ignored.

07.01.2026 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 14223    πŸ” 4341    πŸ’¬ 265    πŸ“Œ 139

I paid 17.99 to watch this second half on a plane fucking hell

07.01.2026 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To school? I imagine he will,

07.01.2026 14:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m not like high femme or anything but this trend cannot last

05.01.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my god JD Vance has worn eyeliner more than I have

05.01.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@jlangdon76.bsky.social sorry we did not steal the toilets but in a sort of Walter Benjamin way we did (I took a picture of them)

05.01.2026 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I unfortunately did not stay at the end because a) we took the bus and I wasn’t sure about the schedule and b) my dad wasn’t going to want to but man that was fun

05.01.2026 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Fireworks at the end of the game

Fireworks at the end of the game

Postgame

Postgame

First, last, only game at Ralph Wilson Stadium

05.01.2026 00:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture of the warmups at the Bills-Jets game on 1/4/26

A picture of the warmups at the Bills-Jets game on 1/4/26

Now, always, forever:

Fuck the Jete

04.01.2026 20:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIs Madison Bumgarner AGP”, the longest thread in forum history, locked by mods after 12,583 pages of heated debate,

04.01.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At least Armstrong was good but the O’Brien experiment at RB has to end. I appreciate that the club doesn’t want to spend in January but you gotta find a better solution there even if it’s just temporary.

04.01.2026 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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