Elise

There are decades where the jice is never spiled and weeks where the jice is spiled two or perhaps even three times

A grindr screenshot that says “sale chihuahu”, below that it says “Photo Received”

I’m so tired of this app man

YouTube video by Triple-Q Levitating Albanian [Albanian Hypno Video] [Become Albanian]

Did he, you know,,, listen to it? www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0br...

New York City Mayor Eric Adams standing at a lectern, wearing a scarf that says "SHQPERA" on the right side. An Albanian flag is behind him. There are reporters taking photographs in front of him.

how does he keep doing it

:(

Fumbles Georg, who lives in a cave and fumbled 10,000 times, is an outlier and should not have been counted

The toffees

If this applies to you my DMs are openare open btw

Can you believe we used to have a profession called bricklayer. We should bring that back.

I'm deep in thought trying to decide if i think this was front row behavior or 10 behavior

he has embraced bob costas thought

LMFAO

While he clearly is a great finisher and someone good to have in situations where he can get into the box, wouldn’t it hammer the confidence of the strikers we do have to put him up top? I’m happy he’s played well when we need him though. (Not saying you think this, just in general)

A photo of a Diadora goalkeeper shirt, on the top right is a list of the photos on the EBay listing.

A picture of an Uhlsport goalkeeper kit, with “8 viewed in the last 24 hours” on the top left, “1 of 3” on the top right, and “4 ❤️” on the bottom right.

It’s Actually Over I’m never learning how to dress

I have now bought two (albeit one is Diadora and one is Uhlsport)

Elden Ring noun verbed template but it says “FAST BROKEN”

I now really want some water

I’m going to fast regardless (although I’ve had water after sundown last night) but it’d be funny

Starting a rabbinical about if being on HRT means I’m actually a pubescent child and therefore exempt from fasting

Profundity It's strange being an observer of your own life.

Another blog, this time on emotions. puddlesposting.beehiiv.com/p/profundity...

My club is so supportive and is welcoming of me regardless of the outcome but I gotta tell you: this shit sucks!

Do I Go To My Sport’s Governing Body And Humiliate Myself By Asking If I Can Play Even Though I Don’t Meet The Ridiculous IOC Standards Or Resign Myself To Not Getting To Play For Another Year At Minimum And Probably Never Play Again

Introductions An introduction to my blog, a bit about myself, and what I want to do with this space.

I didn’t think I could get more annoying, and yet, i now have a blog: puddlesposting.beehiiv.com/p/introducti...

That’s absolutely incredible omg. I took mine to a Mets game a few weeks back, it’s so much fun.

Replace Mendoza with Grimace, is what I’m saying

We forsaked Grimace, and thus he forsaked us

2008 has both never ended and is happening again

Sigh

The eBay algorithm has led me to dangerous places (Lotto template kits from the 1990s)

😭