am I in the minority of not finding booty-claps attractive?
02.12.2025 17:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@treklang.bsky.social
Chief Xenolinguistics Officer #Vulcan #Klingon #Romulan #StarTrek they/them
am I in the minority of not finding booty-claps attractive?
02.12.2025 17:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0when the ensign is back at the academy and the LT and I can now have more, um, "staff meetings"
02.12.2025 01:20 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0trying to calculate how much sleep I need and still be presentable
30.08.2025 02:17 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0literally Garak is the most quotable Trek character of all time
30.08.2025 02:16 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm Rutherford, like, 6 days a week
26.08.2025 23:58 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Now that I've kicked you in the face, you have to not respond. You have to be peaceful, calm."
Is this really our f0r3ign p0l1cy now?
Worf sits in the observation lounge with his face in his hand. The caption reads, "It's pretty bad when even the Klingon can't believe you chose to attack."
Fuck that guy.
22.06.2025 10:10 โ ๐ 21 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1show me what is funny
#startrek #data
21.06.2025 12:46 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Troi from Star Trek TNG inquiring, โComputer, why are men?โ
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20.06.2025 14:26 โ ๐ 45 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 1like watching 7 year olds argue about whether a hotdog is a sandwich
19.06.2025 00:14 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sounds like someone is miffed at the Admiralty. Lol
17.06.2025 23:05 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Deep cut.
17.06.2025 23:04 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I hate fascism for free.
17.06.2025 01:18 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Chief Berim and Lt. Ganari are both veterans of the Dominion War. Lt. Ganari briefly served on the Defiant just before the Borg invasion on Earth.
15.06.2025 01:12 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0They one helped the USS Liberty NCC-69796 with a warp core breach repair that took 5 weeks...while they worked, most of the crew was on the surface of Kaelon II.
The cleanup took another week.
His first officer, Lt. Ganari, his medic Ens. Jamid, and his engineers, Chief Berim, and Crewmen, Yop, Kimwo, Dusu, and Nahas all work to ensure that the fleet stays functional and intact.
Their runabout isn't big, but their impact on the fleet is!
Lt. Cdr. Kojor and his crew of expert engineers travel all federation territory to aid and assist any Starfleet or Federation vessels in need.
Like, warp core repair, environmental system issues, etc.
First protest today. Was pretty cool. F this corruption.
14.06.2025 21:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Imagine a runabout crew of 8...maybe an intel crew, or engineering "planetside assistance" crew.
That's a show I would watch.
Top: Gul Dukat is seen on a DS9 monitor saying, "Attention Bajoran Workers! This wanton violence will not be tolerated! Cardassian soldiers are being dispatched to the promenade as I speak in order to quell these unruly riots!" Bottom: The promenade... While there are people about, it seems another usual day of life just being lived. Morn is in the center of the throng just kind of staring toward the camera.
Yeah, watch out for those deadly jumja stick vendors.
#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #StarTrekDS9
Captain Picard says: "The claim 'I was only following orders' has been used to justify too many tragedies in our history." Star Trek TNG.
08.06.2025 20:54 โ ๐ 405 ๐ 134 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 5Does the Red Shirt...does he, y'know...does he die in this episode?
23.01.2025 00:28 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This is a safe space for all.
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Except bigots, grapists, assaulters, PDFiles, and anyone that supports/defends them.
True story.
22.01.2025 23:51 โ ๐ 32 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Fair.
18.01.2025 19:57 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0you've just earned a new subscriber
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