Megaster

Yeah, hes got terminal lib-ness in a particularly frustrating way

Wow you're like the hank green of transgender

Youre a terf, which means you clock trans women with dumb shit like jawlines or bones or whatever, but I'm woke, which means I clock trans women in a based way with their music taste and video game preferences

Nah I mean we do they just don't get that thats a good thing

One day beautiful women will play your video game. Never kill yourself

This is contrasted with eastern European gay porn, in which the raw emotion of the actors supplants any other questions

Maybe that's just every Irishman with rbf idk

Love Cillian Murphy but he does kinda look like a stern judge that's about to give me community service for my "races and unbecoming deeds"

Love that bit in creep where Johnny Greenwood kills his engine for a second

Also hoping and praying that being credited under your username doesn't become common practice.

It feels like the "its on Poob" Tumblr post but mixed in with people I kinda know? Just the 1-9 punch of "yeah its a critical role thing. Oh shit its moistcritical... and Yung Gravy? THE CORN NUTS KID???? Who is thot squad. What is that."

You ever read a cast list for something you know jack shit about and it feels like you're having a stroke

It maps pretty well to the queer experience of coming out and having the range of responses be either "damn thats crazy" or "fucking finally"

Currently theorycrafting a sauce that looks and behaves as much like human cum(I know what uni is, it doesn't count) as possible. Rn I'm thinking of a bechamel with a higher water concentration emulsified with oil.

The Birth of the Messiah(4 BCE)

Dick Stroking: A Normal Kojima Game Tbh

Incredibly strange how nature developed a "fuck something or you'll die" panic response and incredibly unsurprising that a subset of humans think that sounds attractive

I'm sure this is about recent events or something but this is also the plot of Demolition Man

*Pastor voice* and to the LORD, are we not all Hatsune Miku? A Vocaloid of our ture voice, loved FOR out imperfections????

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social I think that the Thistlesprings could definitely just build Gorgug a sturdier bed, but choose not to so they can repair it each morning. You may have mentioned this somewhere, already, but I think its an opportunity to do what they love for who they love. Thoughts?

So I got the Jew-stomach and the Cherokee alcohol intolerance, which basically means I get to speedrun getting drunk. I arrive, have 5 twisteas in 10 minutes, puke horrendously, lay down for 15 minutes, then BAM I'm sober as a whistle ready to do it again

Chat the football star was on the Wikipedia page for trans women what's the move

Being some goon in Gotham hearing the opening to Something In The Way the same way you do the Jaws theme

The masculine urge to keep buying the same brand because change sucks vs the feminine urge to buy the new brand that's 15 cents cheaper

You can tell how hung they are by how far back they sit on the toilet send tweet

Forgot that places outside the Midwest build cool shit, my bad :]

you dont actually have to send your data to google for age verification. they dont know the difference between you and a picture of northernlion from 2017

Are you 3'5 what the hell

Fuckin love oversized clothes. Nothin makes my lithe, scrawny frame that can wear a women's medium happier than some XXL pj pants i got from a friend thrice my weight

Every time a cat owner speaks about dog owners its that scene from 30rock where she thinks she was bullied but was actually a bitch