@turtlethedj.bsky.social
A swag friend
Business casual Luffy
29.10.2025 12:56 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1going to need a lot of sizes of breeding syringes for that !
21.10.2025 18:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People on LinkedIn actually post pics of themselves holding Carnegie’s How to Win Friends and Influence People
17.10.2025 17:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Mars Attacks martians disappointed mothers be like “ack, ack, ack” while shaking their heads and wagging their fingers
08.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1
Soooooo offline with cup and ball
28.09.2025 01:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kevon won’t let me listen to superfreak by Rick James very loud because he thinks the neighbors will believe I am performing a strip tease
15.08.2025 00:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gay T’Win!
17.07.2025 22:41 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My interests include watching taskmaster with my husband and peeling off peel and stick wallpaper (if it isn’t too stuck on the wall already)
30.06.2025 13:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wish you guys were here! - Erica
20.06.2025 20:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I love Baja Blast and also my husband
12.06.2025 13:19 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Tony P with da arms
05.06.2025 01:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes Tony P!
05.06.2025 01:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Positive! Three beers
05.06.2025 00:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oberon light keeps winning !!
04.06.2025 00:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is cute :’(
01.06.2025 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Squid has reached a new level of demanding where he pokes me in the face when I’m sleeping for attention and pets (he already was fed)
01.06.2025 15:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Tournament ready
31.05.2025 15:33 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0
Methinks it’s true…. Kevon is the greatest…
07.05.2025 23:17 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sooooo sweet
06.05.2025 19:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I get into bed I feel like a paper getting filed away :)
10.04.2025 00:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Probably frustrating to be a food motivated cat owned by me. So desperately wanting to be fed meanwhile I’m doing the hustle
02.04.2025 21:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0When I see pics of people posing by a pool, I really wanna give em a push
28.03.2025 00:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Eating funny tacos at taco bobs and listening to land of confusion by genesis, it feels my kind of gourmet
27.03.2025 16:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tim-pilled @goldsabertooth.bsky.social
15.03.2025 01:09 — 👍 10 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I said giggity like fifty times and I don’t think kevon said giggity even once! Restraint, or just not an annoying person
11.03.2025 21:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Violet supporting the household, good work
09.03.2025 21:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Meow 🙏
06.03.2025 17:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Meow meow, meow meow meow
06.03.2025 16:20 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶🩶
01.03.2025 03:16 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
