Michael Gibbs

As a teen, whenever I made a sex joke, my mum would say "you find that funny because you're 15" or however old I was. Anyway, I've remembered walking down an alley which cut off the "PEA" from a sign for the clothes shop Peacocks and it's still just as funny. 23 in a fortnight.

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

Larry the Nuke. He's a fictional character I've created just now who is a sentient nuke large enough to wipe out all of the United States and his name is Larry. Don't worry, he yearns for death, he won't die in vain.

Just finished a fishing themed parody of Sound and Vision (entitled Because I'm Fishing) if you're wondering how the unemployed life is treating me.

I've had the first half of the joke for ages, I came up with the second part today - it's the perfect cherry on top.

Bouncer asked me if I'd brought my id, but I only had my ego - and even then, I had to leave that at the door.

Can agree with that - do forgive me, I'm a bit drunk currently. They're both great, but a bit of diversity for any leadership contest would be more than welcome.

Also, obviously not a white woman, but I'm half way there at least (thank God or whomever for my lack of melanin? I guess?!).

Obviously, as someone from the other side of the pond, I have no say in your elections, but that's a pairing I'd happily vote for if I could.

What do a classical composer with writer's block and someone with constipation have in common? They both struggle with their movements. Thank you, thank you, I also do weddings and bar mitzvahs.

Plunderlust: Volume 1, by Plunderlust 11 track album

FYI, my second album of mashups, Plunderlust: Volume 2, will be out before the end of the month. Don't have a set date yet, but it's incredibly close to being finished. Watch this space, and in the meantime, if you haven't, check out Plunderlust: Volume 1!
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Cheers Google AI, that information'll really help with the Billy Bragg mashup I'm doing.

Maybe she's born with it. Maybe there's no genetic link and she developed the symptoms independently. Either way, I've been practicing medicine for over twenty five years, and I've never heard of this condition you call "Maybelline".

Nice to see you in my neck of the woods! Might have reccomended The Golden Ball to you before, but it's wonderful, especially on Sundays when there's a folk night on. It's only a minute or so out of the city centre, but it may as well be another world.

It's not the fact she's married, about my mum's age, or any of the other extenuating circumstances. No, I wholeheartedly believe it's the fact that I use pre-grated parmesan that means I'll never be able to win the affections of Angela Hartnett.

Overheard a mother in a charity shop rhetorically asking her pleading kid "what are you going to do with six polar bears?", to which I would answer "anything you can't do with five".

(to the theme for Chucklevision): Sigma mindset, sigma sigma mindset.

You listen to a song like Family Business, and all you can think is "why the fuck does he have to be a Nazi?".

Lovely stuff, enjoy - all I've got planned for tomorrow is a haircut.

Loch Ness monster spotted in York.

We have indeed. A common enough name, worth a shot - hope you're having a good time!

(assuming it's the same one!)

Nice to see you in the local of my folks' neck of the woods!

Googling "sleep tight meaning from a girl", followed by "is sleep tight flirty", followed by "is my mum flirting with me", followed by "what's an oedipal complex" in quick succession to really freak out whatever intelligence agency is looking at my search history.

Only just seen this (I really must use this site more), surprised I didn't catch it at work! There was a horse running the other day called "The Graveyard Bookie", I quipped to a customer "otherwise known as me on late shift". Absolutely nothing, no pleasing some people.

Every time I see that Duracell advert on Youtube where the Duracell Bunny is working out at the gym and sees a TV saying "breaking news!", I like to imagine it finishes by saying "Duracell Bunny outed as a nonce!" and he gets hounded by TV reporters, but alas it never does.

Just brought my phone into a repair shop to get the screen fixed and on the receipt while they got my first name right, the cheeky buggers put down my last name as "Myers".

Has the inventor of the concept of the meal deal ever been offered a knighthood or a damehood or a similar gong, and if not why?

The signs were there.
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No, *you're* so much of a nerd you're listening to almost all of the BBC's output about the Shipping Forecast to celebrate its centenary.